The New Ms. Dawg

Lmao. Thank God. But, it's so mean that it's fun :-D

 

Why not?I wasn't gonna dig a pit to keep her in,feed her high calorie food to fatten her up and make her apply lotion daily to keep her skin lovely and soft,so beautifully soft.

What do you take me for?

:-D

EDIT she's only 14?How old are you Zdawg?

 

15. Do some forum searching. Lmao

 

10 days til birthday time.
That means CAKE to Tim.

 

Yup

Well, I turn 15 in 10 days, so I'm technically 14.

 

So she's 14 and you a year older that her and a drummer?

Poor girl doesn't stand a chance,I see you don't like much of a challenge Dawg:-D

 

Me too

* zDawg32 slaps Rikky about with a large trout
This is why we need MyBB. In MyBB, all you need to do is type in /slap Rikky -_-

 

Yeah, Dawg's just an animal.

 

Win :-D

Lmao.

 

Well, at first I thought you were truely insulted, but saw the later post.
After all just surfing through all info threads and came across this one. I am curious mr. Dawg what does A.L.F. stand for? I hate to say it but I think of that old sitcom in the 80's with the alien puppet.:-D

 

That's the one. Never introduce zDawg to your cat.

 

When first entering a new group of people its beneficial to mock the weakest member such as myself,it instantly increases your social standing and forms common ground bonds with the stronger members:cry

Go you!:cry

:-D

 

Hey Rikky.
Just throw him a Spooky Snack.
Maybe he'll go away.

 

I don't want Spooky to go away its great having some new blood around here

I'm sure Spooky has a plethora of infinitesimally worthless detritus to compare me to which will further facilitate the breaking of my spirit

 

Stop spending so much damned time on the computer and go on dates'n shit.. I can attest that the interwebz is a life sucking bitch.

 

Until you actually GET married, then it's 50/50 who is who... wife or the interweb *runs away*

 

Unless she enjoys the webz as much as you do. I don't know. These younger ladies are all up in the interwebz these days. Perhaps our kind is on it's way out.

 

Nobody will tell me :/

She lives like 15 minutes from me. It's enough of a battle to get a ride. We can only see eachother like every three days.

* zDawg32 slaps Wenchie about with a large trout.

 

Dude.. HERRINGS.. not trouts.. HERRINGS..

 

These young kids... can't teach them anything.

A. You don't smack wenchie with a fish unless you buy her dinner first... and B. It's a GDMF Herring.

 

Oh yeah... I gots me a box a newb sauce in the ga-rage.. can't WAIT to openz me a can of dis tastay.. yummmay.. noobie doobie doo sauce

 

It's a MyBB easter egg, lol.

http://community.mybb.com/thread-69944.html

 

doesn't matter. so to you.. i say... NI!!!

 

Uhhh.... kay? lol

 

omg, he doesn't know what that IS?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

Dear god, educate yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg

 

I want food. I think I'm going to go make myself some breakfast.


And that is pretty funny.

 

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Zobor/musicus.gifSo sadhttp://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Zobor/hanged.gif..I think I'm gonna cry!http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Zobor/crbaby.gif
Just think of it this way. If it wasn't for the inferior, the superior wouldn't have anything to look down on. ~ Always wondered why I'm always looking up. LOL

 

sometimes i wear a skirt so lookin up is at least interesting...

 

Not in Scotland!!!...OCH!!..me sporran!uke

 

Ew..

 

I hear there's a gay bar opening up near hat Mosque in NYC..

 

Funny.

But, we are talking about wenchie, so ew

 

Now I'll have nightmares.Oh, the thought.
(shuddering)

 

that's fightin' words..

umm. I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the display of lights and sounds..

 

*Grab's body armor*

 

You might as well be Galactus.. it won't matter. :major

 

That's ok, Gay teenage boys aren't really my thing either. Don't worry baby cakes, someday you'll figure out what that dangler in your nether region is for *pats head* and if you never do you are ALWAYS welcome everywhere you see a rainbow over the door.

 

ooh ooh ooh. I know, I know.. oooh oooh. me me me me..

It's a vacuum.. for the carpet..

 

carpet.. hehe...

 

My girlfriend is insulted.

 

What's his name again?

 

Aw tell her not to be, you can go pick out clothes together, it'll be fun!

 

I just spit my water.. ahahhaa.

 

Hahahaha really Funny.

And HER name is Jeanette