Caption this for me

Mama, I'm coming home :-D (by Ozzie)
Great capture Laura. I'm Not on a calibrated screen, but I see you were already fighting for light. Would have been a killer photo if light would have afforded a stop down, or three on the aperture, to get the eyes tac sharp.

Cheers..

 

You talkin to me?! I'll bite yer head off!

:-D

 

I am not a wet poop factory!:boxing Get off my back, I don't scream and yell!

 

"yaaaaaaawwwwnnnnnn....!"

 

This thread is useless without some anthropomorphism in there Mims! Hup, hup hup!:-D

 

"There's nothing in there,I never have this problem with American airlines."

"Watch this I can fit my whole claw in there."

"Back!Only union members can photograph here!"

"If gulls have nads you just hit them!"

"I'm out of order?This whole beach front's out of order!"

"You know the difference between my beak and black gulls beaks?Girth..."

Tough one there isn't much happening,I don't like any of them.

 

"The doctor said to Open Wide."

 

Why does it have to be a he?

"Why do want me to open my beak?I thought these shots we're gonna be tasteful?"

"Look at the size of my pecker!":-D

 

What a great pic, Laura. Never seen anything like that before. I can see what he had for his tea.

"Hey!! How would you like it if I took a picture of you dumping on a balcony?"

 

roflmao

Hold your calls, we have a winner...

 

"Who's the wise guy that put Tabasco Sauce on that chip!"LOL

Great pic., Laura.

 

Caption?

"Malware!"

rolleyes

 

@ Rikky " why does it have to be a he "

Well if it is female, i would get banned for what i was going to say as a caption ! :-D

 

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned "Mine!!!!" so far.

 

"The price of being misunderstood, he thought. They call you devil or they call you god." - Jonathon Livingston Seagull...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BNbHBcnDI

 

One of the better parts of that movie.

 

" Open wide " " Now say aaaaaahhhhhh " " Nope nothing there "
" I SAID YOU CAN CLOSE IT NOW " !!!!!!!

 

lol, more like 'yes sir, your dentures do seem to have disappeared'

 

AAGGHHH I got swamp butt.

 

"Bet I can catch this camera in my mouth!"

"Ahhhh it's Laura!Last time Phil ended up on youtube!" Just for you

"The timer set?On that last shot my mouth was ope... 'click' "

 

"HEY LADY! DON'T POINT THAT CAMERA AT ME!"

"I'm Lady Gaga's stunt mouth"

"MAMA... FOOOD... I"m a hungry"

 

Kodo's new blow up doll: Because sheep are SO yesterday.

 

Isn't this really NJ screaming ! " You Buttholes You forgot my Birthday " :-D

 

"See ..... no cavities!"

 

An avian impression of Janis Joplin...

...or Lady Gaga (pun intended)...

 

"I'm screaming! I'm screaming! I'm screaming! Aah! Numb me up! I want anesthesia!"

- Dwight Schrute

 

Sheep are so yesterday????????? Damn, I'm behind the times again.

 

You get someone an inflatable sheep to insult their sexuality it just says: "I'm an idiot and have no imagination."

An inflatable manatee or something rare is much more hip these days, it says: "I care about the future of our planet,am aware of man's affect on it and the plight of endangered species.Also Ha! You fornicate with them!"

:-D

 

Yeah, that's why he doesn't have any cavities. :-D

Great caption!!

 

With apologies for writing on Laura's picture . . . (Oh, and apology to Richard Bach as well . . . )

 

Awwweeee!You removed my pecker,I saw my pecker before but now I can't find it:cry:cry:cry

:-D

 

Its disgusting the product of a sick mind,don't you have any standards?:-D