I Wish

Ok guys,
It's time for a game of I wish. The rule's are simple, what u do is someone posts a wish below and the next person has to therefore ruin said wish and stait their wish and it goes on from there.
Have Fun,
Spock96

 

I wish I had a Ham Sandwich roflmao

 

Sorry Spock, I am a bit lost on the rules.

 

I thought you got the Salmonella from chicken, and Trichinosis from the pork.

 

I would Tim, but don't understand the rules.. :confused

 

Person 1: I wish I had a computer with an i7 processor
Person 2: they discontinued the i7!! I wish blah blah blah

I wish Fred would get it

 

Well tough your a moderator :-D

I wish Fredg could get rules so we can get on with wasting bandwidth EDIT as Zach said:-D

 

Evidently, this is some game I have never heard of. Have fun, I am out. :-D

 

If Fredg got the rules then this game would have more momentum and not be dead out of the gate, what fun would that be?

I wish I had Charlize Theron's green eyes.

 

But those purdy li'l green eyes would prolly belong to a scraggy ole moggy with lops and nits. Named Mrs. Ploppy by Ms. Theron.

I wish the voices in my head would go away.

 

If the voices in your head would go away.... you could get lonely :-D

I wish everyone would get along on this blue planet of ours...

Shelagh

 

Thank you Zack,
I should've explain the rules better.
Fred do you understand now?

I wish I had a new computer

 

Good point. Never considered that. Thank you.

But then America wouldn't have any countries to invade.

But your old one would get jealous and come over all DemonSeed on you.

Wish it was summer.

 

But then we'd all melt and die.
I wish I could get more girls than my current 10 a week.

 

Then the others would find out and you would be in the doghouse roflmao

I wish that I had a new truck

 

People don't like to be instructed,unfortunately people dislike parting with money slightly more.

I wish nakedness was legalised.

 

if nekkedness were legal someone would shoot me. probably me. lots of ugly folks around here.

I wish I hadn't stayed up all night.

 

If you hadn't stayed up all night you couldn't enjoy being semi-psychotic now.

I wish that I didn't have to play kindergarten cop with the users in my office and their creative ways to waste time and circumvent the rules. There are college dorms that are better than this group!

 

You nuke-monkey, you!...LOL

I think that this wish must be conditional - otherwise we will be going around with retinal burns, ya know.

 

I wish I had a Monopoly board I could angrily flip into the air because people are not playing by the RULES PHANTOM!!! ......... :-D

 

If you flip the board into the air then no one can play the game..

I wish we could do another Word Assocation threadrolleyes:-D
(old timers will understand this wish)

 

Against the rules of this game, but I agree. :-D
I wish the Admins/Mods would do their woo-doo to make this thread read only (Ok for 24hrs)

 

I wish that nobody ever had wishes.

 

When you wish upon a star .....:innocent

 

Thats a paradox, If you wished for no wishes then you would not have wishes to wish for no wishes therefore everyone would have wishes and you would wish for no wishes and the universe would implode.

I wish I knew how to punctuate better :-D

 

Ned, you're a tech right? no tech punctuates properly, so if you got better you would lose geek-cred.

I wish I could win the MajorGeeks Facebook drawing and get a Geek Insulation Unit :major

edit: nevermind i lost lmao

 

So is it paradoxical or non-paradoxical.? - It is actually both and neither.:confused

I wish that the Universe's non-existence was confirmed.

 

It is not possible to confirm something that does not exist . . . well, except for bacon flavored pudding - pretty sure it doesn't exist. But I cannot confirm that. I think. Maybe you can confirm something that does not exist! Do I exist? Now my head hurts . . . :-D

I wish I hadn't dropped my stereo receiver down the basement stairs I think the cat was trying to kill me (or the stereo . . . hmmm).

 

Probably the most interesting seven words I've read of the last decade:-D The logical time paradox is easy to deal with but the word 'nobody' is brain buster.

It like a negative positive double negative mixed with a logical paradox:-D

 

I'm sure my ma once made bacon pudding. She ain't the world's greatest cook. And she's as mad as a badger's ankle. I think she once made duck à la turnip too. And sweet and sour beans.

My mam can. From the twilight zone that is her mind.

:-D

 

True enlightenment is to go through life seeking the ultimate reality that we do not exist. ~ [Zen Buddhist]

Yep - Your power of perception is right on the mark in this, (as much as it can be, considering the nature of the statement).

I wish I knew how many nested levels of infinity and beyond exists and what level of convolution(s).

 

Amazing how this thread is going..... "if you give a mouse a cookie" .....rolleyes

 

I wish I had a John Deere 2030 tractor and a ford f-350 extended cab dually

 

wait what attachments

 

haha - I saw that...the Overlord strikes again, eh? :-D

 

I'm glad there are too many genes in my body to understand what you guys are talking about:-D

 

I could fit a tractor in it,just

With a crane...

:-D

 

I wish I could get a pet snake

 

Made me look! That was pretty funny too but I like the title changes better. I love that the group here has such a great sense of humor.

TimW - you have a craigslist listing for that?