Geek "must have" items.

These are some items I am considering.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/e73b_star_trek_bathrobes.jpg

Yes, the Captain Kirk bathrobe…”I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome my robe looks.”



http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/shoulderholster.jpg

Yes…when you need access to your technogadgets fast, the gadget holster is the way to go. Sure to impress anyone, especially when you need to draw your iPhone or MP3 player to go all gangsta on someone.


http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/carousel/c43c_star_wars_4gb_flash_drives_inuse.jpg

”My feet I can see..yeeess…mmmm” I mean once you pull this out in a meeting with clients, they will feel safe knowning their data is encrypted and protected by the FORCE.


http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/dea2_enterprise_pizza_cutter.jpg

That’s right…it’s a Starship Enterprise pizza cutter. The perfect kitchen utensil for those Star Trek Movie Marathons where geeks like me are going to eat pizza and geek out. Might as well have everything comply with Starfleet Regulations.


And last but not least for the ladies...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/e7c5_princess_leia_apron.jpg

That's right, it's the Leia Bikini Apron in all it's glory. Best of all, it fulfills two fantasies of every male out there. 1. Their woman in this outfit, and 2. in the kitchen making you some dang dinner the way things should be.


























please note I'm not a sexist pig for real so ladies, slow please feminists, slow your roll...it's comedy

 

They're going to get you for that one.

 

Notice my disclaimer. I think TimW and the others know by now that if i really meant what I posted on stuff like that last one, i would have long since been banned.


Or are you saying the female lobby is going to go gangsta on me?

 

LOL My brother actually gave my wife and me the Enterprise pizza cutter as a Christmas present - slices pretty well. We laughed when we opened it up. We both enjoy watching DS9 and Voyager - slowing getting all 7 seasons of these.

 

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/e7c5_princess_leia_apron.jpg

This one kinda missed the point,the reason we buy all this crap in first place is because we don't have girl to dress up as princess Leia:-D

 

why bring Nedlamar's girlfriend into the argument?

 

I love the idea that people think this is a joke:-D

I'll have to dig her out from under the stairs and inflate her,then make the apron purchase:-D

Back story: My brothers bought me a blow up girlfriend for my birthday because I'd been single for so long,she isn't a doll as you might be thinking, just joke shop inflatable girlfriend.

And I love her.,.

 

Ill say some sort of clothing from local MG store? http://jinx.com/majorgeeks/

 

I can't believe you didn't put a computer on that list!

 

That's a given.

 

Just wow. You forgot the gun(s)... :-D

 

Hey - I have the Enterprise pizza cutter! My kids bought me that for Christmas along with a titanium spork with Starfleet Academy embossed on it. :-D Both quite cool and geeky, I must say.

But I gotta get my wife the Leia Bikini Apron . . .

 

The pizza cutter would be messy on the blow-up.

 

Wait... They have a TITANIUM SPORK... I NEED TO GET ME ONE

 

Friend of mine bought one to use the Carpool lanes by him. Asked him if he was multi-tasking it? Got no reply. Go figure?

 

LoL! And they say birds of prey don't select their victims carefully. :-D

 

As a joke, I gave The Guy one of these for Christmas:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/d26a_control_a_man_remote_package2.jpg

Note the part where it says "No batteries required. Powered by positive thinking." LOL

 

LOL

'Tis a thing of beauty . . .

 

Totally agree,Starwars memorabilia loses its value once out of the box.