Why is it....

when a man farts, it's gross...when a chick farts, it's o.k. if not cute?

Discuss.

 

Girl Farts...:crap:kissmy:crap


Enjoy...http://www.girlsfarting.org/

 

My son's farts are :fart and my daughter's are just as bad.:-D and who told you that girls "Poof's" (not called "farts". That's "too" masculine for women, so said my former male boss)are cute? Ranky stanks are ranky stanks.:crapLOL

 

My oldest sister told me to always make sure I was standing in a group of guys if I had to fart. That way, they blame each other and make a huge deal out of it. :-D

 

Yep, stanky is as stanky does. Crap is crap, including vapour form, (LoL). I will say that some crass guys tend to "let it rip" as if it's some kind of badge of honour, or something.rolleyes

"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!"...:-D

 

My girl said "It's a natural bodily function", giving a seal of aproval, so I love it.

 

'Cute', yeah, until it hits you in the nose.
Some of the most pungent trouser coughs I ever confronted were emitted by sweet young ladies who wouldn't say s**t if they were chin-deep in the stuff.

 

What's funny to me is how people seem to think that women's farts should somehow smell better. If a man and a woman both eat a bunch of refried beans, for example, neither one of them is going to be smelling like a rose!

 

While I appreciate your generous response with a quite reasonable explaination, you sir have never met my wife whom I most affectionately refer to as "Stinky". She is both loud & proud, and has a genuine knockout punch at her disposal! She need not make any excuses.

I am very proud of her (self-defense wise), though it can be a bit much at times {aroma wise}..:-D

 

Well, what do you expect from a 'gay man in a tacky sweater'?LOL
His knowledge is out of this world - maybe even from Ur-anus!.....roflmao

 

LoL! - Yeah I used to use the 'I'm about as popular as a fart in a space suit/phone box" term when wanting to escape one of the wife's parties that really sucked.
Aussies have some real great expressions like "The grog's about as scarce as crap from a rocking horse around here!". It's amusing for a while - after that it's just like "Whatever, dude!"rolleyes

 

Did someone mention Thread Ratings?? :confused

Excuse me, but, IMHO, this thread STINKS :eek rolleyes :-D

 

Let's just say equal knowledge on both subjects.


Once I farted so hard it tickled.

 

I know a few women who aren't afraid to let one loose :-D on the other hand, my friend told me her mom has never farted in front of her dad.. something about it being un-lady like LOL

 

You know what I've noticed over the years? The male fart is actually quite complex, it must be.
Women say men can't multi-task, this is totally 100% incorrect, you see men can quite easily do things like walk, smoke, drink AND eat all at the same time, more impressive than that is the fact men can brush their teeth while peeing (given they way we have to pee it takes some practice not to make a mess)
There are many examples proving men can multi task very well....... except for 1 thing.

Farting.

A man can do all these wonderful things but when a man farts he ...
....Must stop walking
....Must stop talking
....Must stop typing
....Must stop pretty much everything and anything they may be doing at the time....including breathing.

Total and utter concentration is needed to evacuate the male body of unwanted gas.
The trick is that it's multi-tasking in a single task, not only do we have to eject the gas but we have to control the force, sound and potency depending on the current enviroment and situation.

So you see, the male fart is not as "Cute" because it's an intense action and an important part of bodily functions that over rules even our respiratory system.
Causing us to come off as slightly slobbish.
So it's not that womens are "cute" , it's more that mens are crass.

 

@Nedlamar

With that adroit Dissertation, I believe you've earned a Masters degree.

http://dpsteachers.wikispaces.com/file/view/diploma-1.jpg/144896277/diploma-1.jpg

You should do a skit on Saturday Night Live. :-D

 

Well actually, it would stand to reason, that I would know squat given the nature that farting involves on occasion squatting.

 

Fart. then throw a tin of paint over it to see what shape it is.

 

I think its far from cute when my ole lady rips one lol I usually run for cover