A PSA for all guys.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dyamond, Jun 5, 2011.

  1. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    If you see a pretty girl walking down the street and you would like to ask her out, NEVER do the following:

    • walk very closely behind her for a long period of time.

      Continue to stalk her a few blocks after she crosses the street to get away from you.

      Then suddenly, and without warning, run at top speed across the middle of the street over to her while yelling.

    Failure to comply might result in severe personal injury like a swift kick, a broken nose or other injuries.


    This has been a public service announcement.


    :-
    D
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 5, 2011
  2. handygal

    handygal First Sergeant

    Interesting Saturday night. Sounds like he had something not so pleasant and quite painful coming to him, I hope you obliged. If there wasn't plenty of liquid courage involved, really needs a psych evaluation!
     
  3. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    I just noticed some of the words are broken up at the bottom.. this is why I hate posting from my phone.. keep telling my self i wont do it but I still do, this phone does crazy things LOL

    anyway, handygal, this guy was rather lucky and only got a "no thanks" I guess because he was significantly shorter than me that I didn't feel threatened when I turned around but boy was I close to hitting him :-D

    and no, he wasn't even drunk either... I seem to attract the crazies for some reason LOL
     
  4. dr.moriarty

    dr.moriarty Malware Super Sleuth Staff Member

    - like creating duplicate threads? LOL The minuscule keys is the problem.
     
  5. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    oh crap, there are two? lol I don't even know how that could have happened... hopefully someone will delete one.

    blast these tiny phone buttons and this addictive internet *shakes fist* LOL
     
  6. Triaxx2

    Triaxx2 MajorGeek

    You know, it's possible he wasn't following you, he was just trying to catch up if he was that much shorter.
     
  7. Wenchie

    Wenchie I R teh brat

    Short guys are great, you have some place to set your drink when there's no room at the bar...
     
  8. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    On my head,I'm trained I can keep very still.

    Need to get myself a pair of Tom Cruise lifts:cool
     
  9. Wenchie

    Wenchie I R teh brat

    Lifts? He's on stilts, don't let him lie to you. :p That man is SHORT.
     
  10. sibeer

    sibeer MajorGeek

    Ahh, I was wondering why I'm always finding drinks on my head. I thought I was popular and someone was buying them for me.
     
  11. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Jeez, Dy, if you are looking for someone to stalk you, I don't think Rikky is too busy right now. :-D:-D
     
  12. augiedoggie

    augiedoggie The Canadian Loon - LocoAugie (R.I.P. 2012)

  13. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Maybe we should check her shakin' booty. Dy, make a short video of your booty a shakin' as you walk away. LOL
     
  14. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Augie just PM'd me and said Dy will need to fit a wide angle lens:confused

    I don't think that's fair on Dy Augie:mad

    :cool
     
  15. Mimsy

    Mimsy Superior Imperial Queen of the MG Games Forum

    Poor boy... so smitten, and so utterly incapable of actually doing anything about it. :-D
     
  16. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    :-D too funny. I just don't understand why it seems only short guys try to hit on me, I mean I am taller than the average girl but I am no amazon woman. Is it too much to ask for a guy that is taller than me? LOL


    roflmao roflmao You guys are so bad!! :-D I already have plenty of stalkers, I really don't need anymore :-D and there will be no videos :p

    I mean, what do you expect when you run up on a girl late at night like that? Maybe this will teach him to re-think his approach the next time he sees a girl. :-D
     
  17. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    I'm in the same boat.Is it too much to ask for a girl that is shorter than me?

    Yeah it is for me,beggars can't be choosers.I used to say I don't care what she looks like as long as she has a pulse,I don't check for pulses anymore.

    Its a recession...

    :-D
     
  18. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    I've noticed a trend, at least around here anyway, that all the really tall guys end up with the really short girls. For example, I have a friend who is 4'11 and her ex was 6'4!! Then, the short guys that are left most of them don't want to be with girl who is taller! Another example, I have a friend who is about 2-3 inches shorter than me so I expected his wife to be taller than him but nope! she only comes up to his shoulder!! I was so mad when I found that out :-D so you see us tall girls are getting left out all around!
     
  19. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    I think its akin to getting a new pet,when choosing most people reject the larger ones thinking "I just can't afford to feed it."

    :-D

    Seriously though height isn't even on my list of recommended qualities,the most important being intelligence,working down the list to intelligence.:cool
     
  20. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    No I know why my wife was only 5'1" roflmao. My friend is 5'3", so I'm moving up in the world, (I'm 6'). ~ And I thought it was just a coincidence.LOL
     
  21. Sgt. Tibbs

    Sgt. Tibbs Ultra Geek

    My sister is not short at 5'7". But her first husband was 6'6" and dwarfed her. My other sister is 5'6" and her first husband was 5'3". I always thought both couples looked goofy together. :-D

    Me, I tend to gravitate toward guys 5'10" to 6'0" (I am also 5'7").
     
  22. BILLMCC66

    BILLMCC66 Bionic Belgian

  23. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    See!!!!!! lol it's freakin conspiracy, I tell you! :( LOL

    Tibbs, I tend to gravitate towards tall guys too but there don't seem to be many in my area, so I'm stuckk with the short guys :-D
     
  24. Caliban

    Caliban I don't need no steenkin' title!

    I smile, and that is enough...life is good. :)
     
  25. Sgt. Tibbs

    Sgt. Tibbs Ultra Geek

    The funny thing is, I never thought of a guy under 6'0" as being tall. That's how tall they're supposed to be according to my head. I always think of myself as dating shorter guys, albeit not shorter than me. LOL
     

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