computer just for PORNO

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by watchntv, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. watchntv

    watchntv Private E-2

    I was sent this hilarious link
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBL2eiO0pDA

    and it made me wonder, why can't I get a computer JUST for PORN?
    what would be on this computer?
    I dont think antiware would matter, as I'd just formatt the HD or something? but why can't this be done?
    even a "stem" HD and a HD that is reformatted whenever it gets too infected.....with the programs/OS from the Stem HD.....
    thanks
     
  2. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Just an operating system and the time to reformat and reinstall as often as you get infected. LOL
     
  3. watchntv

    watchntv Private E-2

    since this site doesnt sell stuff anymore, Im thimking ebay to get a cheap computer
    or any other suggestions(its for a friend!):cool
     
  4. augiedoggie

    augiedoggie The Canadian Loon - LocoAugie (R.I.P. 2012)

    OK, I believe you.:p:-D
     
  5. sach2

    sach2 Major Geek Extraordinaire

    Don't forget to tell your friend to get a copy of DeepFreeze to keep that Pr0n machine running smooth. ;) Just save your/his pr0n to a separate partition/drive from the OS.
     
  6. Wenchie

    Wenchie I R teh brat

    Man, unplug the pr0n computer and go meet a girl :p Make your own.
     
  7. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Oldy but goody.

    When I switched broadband providers the phone salesman asked me what I'd use my broadband for and because of this video I said "Gaming,movies,surfing but mainly pron."

    He didn't laugh,just kept on tryna sell me the more expensive package.:-D

    Which reminds me:confused When I first got broadband I logged in with a user name and password and my password was something shall we say EXTREMELY rude and disgusting which I thought no one else would ever need know until one day I needed phone tech support to log in :-D

    IIRC The lady giving me tech support was very impressed with my creativity:)

    EDIT I disagree with Wenchie Actually,if your on a geek site asking how to set up your,oops sorry? "Your friend" is tryna set up his own indestructible pron super computer "tell him" to leave those poor women alone :-D
     
    Last edited: Aug 26, 2011
  8. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    I think I have seen that before, funny stuff! :-D

    If you have 2 hard drives, just get the computer up and running on one drive, with all updates and drivers, and just use XXclone (note the 2 X's ;)) clone and make bootable. When the active drive gets infected, pug in your cloned drive, clone it, and you are back up and running. Each time you clone, you might want to get updates, then swap the active vs spare drive, so you don't clone to really old drivers each time.

    Updating drivers cuts into pron time... :-D
     
  9. Mimsy

    Mimsy Superior Imperial Queen of the MG Games Forum

    Or, if you want to be really nice to him, set him up with a woman who shares his tastes... ;)
     
  10. watchntv

    watchntv Private E-2

    she's young and I'm busy, so when I want what I want, she isnt always here.
    so I'd like choices and cheating isnt one of them.

    I'm bidding on a computer on Ebay,
    DELL GX270 DESKTOP PC P4 2.26 GHZ COMPUTER WIN XP 3 PRO
    1GB RAM! 40GB HARD DRIVE!
    so if I win it, I'll see what I can do to get it to follow the advices I've been given.
    Thanks guys...man this place ROCKS
     
  11. sibeer

    sibeer MajorGeek

    Sounds like experience Fred;)

    So, uhhh Rikky. What was the password?
     
  12. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    Well Sibeer, I used to manage a small network. And of course the little angels only used their computers to check work related emails... ;)

    10 or so of the same computer parts. I found a way to make my life easier.

    Sure, I like a little pron myself. I also know how to setup a firewall, and, if it does get past my defenses, I know how to format and start over. ;)

    There are work computers and personal computers. If the two never meet, life is good. :cool
     
  13. Mimsy

    Mimsy Superior Imperial Queen of the MG Games Forum

    Truer words were never spoken.
     
  14. Spad

    Spad MajorGeek

    Wait . . . there's porn on the internet?! And you can use computers to look at it?!?!

    D'oh! :banghead


    Actually, if I have to do any "risky" surfing (and I assure you when I do it is in the line of duty*) I use a virtual computer I have set up. I keep a clean copy of it, and if the copy I am using gets infected, I delete it and fall back on the copy.

    MS Virtual machine is free, as are others.




    *Thats my story and I'm sticking to it . . .
     
  15. Sgt. Tibbs

    Sgt. Tibbs Ultra Geek

    True. But I often have to use my personal computer for work. Of course, I would never look up anything untoward online... :innocent ...but even if I did, it's my computer! :p
     

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