Is it o.k. to fart in the bathroom?

o.k. the other day I'm at work, and I head to the bathroom. While taking care of business at the urinal, I farted. The guy next to me said "Hey thanks a lot...you're nasty."

Now, i'm sorry, but isn't the bathroom the place to belch, fart, pick your nose, etc? So am i to be expected now to hold my gas when I'm in the bathroom? Is this some new social norm, because i've had this happen before in other public bathrooms?

Ladies, do you also have other girls that you have had do this in the john? Just curious.


Thought I would change up the normal banter n the Lounge today.

 

Well, I don't know many ladies line up at urinals . But yeah, maybe the guy just doesn't like inhaling other people's excrement - I know I don't.:yum

 

Fartacusp:innocent






































:-D

 

Fartasaurus Rex

 

How nasty, farting on a dog

 

Just remember, Ace Rimmer - "In space .... No one can hear you fart"fart

Maybe Mot should be known as the "Fart Goddess""...LOL

 

Mayhap it should come to pass that, hence forth he shall be known as, Le Petomane!

who, lost his position because of an accident

 

I don't know where you work, but the guy that said "Hey thanks a lot...you're nasty." may just be a poof. I wouldn't give a damn what anyone thinks, the men's room IS the place to do the nasty stuff you can't do in polite company. Personally, if I cut one while urinating in a public restroom, and someone is around, I typically laugh and say "OH BACKFIRE!" or sometimes "OOH BONUS POINTS!" .

 

Hahaha LOL

 

I rather have a fart then what I get most of the time which is a man taking a horrible smell"poop". And you leave wondering how long it will take to air out.

 

VENT THE SMOKE!!!!

roflmao

 

I was talking to my assistant today while scratching my arse and happened to fart by accident on my hand, I managed to catch the fart and throw it in his face.
He called me bad names.

 

Brilliant. :-D roflmao

Bazza

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No...but you still would want to date us all right anyway?

 

nope .

 

At least you were choking on wine, my assistant was not choking on wine :-D

 

Should have wet the whiners shoes, and told him, now that is nasty. :-D I mean really, sometimes you got to fart, where else would you do it but the bathroom? Maybe your company needs a fartroom.

 

Hahaha! That would have been a good Monty Python skit!roflmao

 

LoL, ironically, am drinking a Holy Grail Ale... :-D:-D

 

How does it smell? :-D

Good morning sir. Pfhhht.
Hello Mr. Whatever. Braaat!
You've had pizza last night sir, nice.
I smell that you're lactose intolerant lackey.

 

Is Tempered over burning witches, so has a bit of a smoky smell. Eye of newt stands out, but not too spidery. :-D

 

They sure don't LOL. My boss is almost in his 60's and still thinks fart(s)/jokes are hilarious.

 

I say that to Backfire is a natural bodily function, but you'll never hear the end of it if you let a girl hear you do it.

 

You need to hang around different girls. In my family, we accept that it happens and go on with our lives.

 

Its not healthy to suppress natural bodily functions .

 

Sometimes flushing right afterwards will help. I hate it when people stay for a while then flush, stink remains for a long time:madrolleyes

 

What a great idea Ems! OK guys, let's sit on our headsets.:-D

 

Create the Fart Thread...

Guys vs Girls....should be a landslide victory for the lads.

 

Bunch of deviants! :-D

Not as smelly as the real thing, but since I don't have a mic, and don't intend on recording my farts, here: http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board_2.htm

 

Well, I am one of the judges. I just declared myself.

 

Just be thankful that they flushed.

 

It can be worse - trust me. What about the swimming pool fiends? ~ Now that IS nasty!!uke Just don't go swimming with your mouth open!...uke

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Zobor/2007_New/pool3.gif:eek

 

There's only one things more awkward and uncomfortable than standing next to a strange man with your wiener out.

And that's doing it with a whisp of stale cabbage in the air.

So yeah I think you should be allowed to fart in the bathroom but standing urinals should be banned.

 

Just finished making an aeolean harp and could do with some wind

 

Remember George Carlin

Farting in Plubic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMX8L7Yxyfk

 

Why Fart and Waste it when you can Belch and taste it...

 

The international language of the fart. I was sitting on the edge of a hot springs pool deck dangling my feet in the hot water beside my wife. There was a group of young chinese people chattering away in Chinese beside us. I thought I'd sneak out a fart. Wet shorts, wet pool deck, I'm not sneaking out anything. It hammered. The Chinese group immediately stopped talking and stared at me. My buddies were practically drowning in the pool from laughing. The Chinese guys started laughing, the girls were talking and looking at me. I slipped into the pool and swam to the other side.

 

Smoooth move EX-LAX,:-D

 

Of course, in England, we have etiquette. We break wind. We never fart. That is uncouth. Rikky, you disappoint me. Nedlamar, you can tell the Canadians are starting to influence you. The girls are right. Dirty boys. :-o

Just as well I'm here to lend some class. :cool

 

Well, it's nice to see the fart thread has reached 3 pages . Maybe we should add a "Bodily Function" forum .

 

FED UP for site Admin....:major

 

Just hope it doesn't hit the fan:eek