Is it o.k. to fart in the bathroom?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by motc7, Oct 6, 2011.

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  1. FED UP

    FED UP MajorGeek

    Thanks, but I'll pass. (gas)
    hehe
     
    FED UP, Oct 29, 2011
    #51
  2. ASUS

    ASUS MajorGeek

    ASUS, Oct 29, 2011
    #52
  3. Bob D.

    Bob D. Majorgeeks official old fart

    MY HERO!!


    I sure wished I could do that without making a mess.:clap:-D:-D
     
    Bob D., Oct 30, 2011
    #53
  4. motc7

    motc7 Vice Admiral (Starfleet)

    I am happy to report that this morning in the IT Room at work, I was standing up hunched over my keyboard when I let rip a 5 second long sphincter tickler that had a nice creaking door sound. Was truly bracing.
     
    motc7, Oct 31, 2011
    #54
  5. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Ah.....put a cork in it. roflmao
     
    TimW, Oct 31, 2011
    #55
  6. Kestrel13!

    Kestrel13! Super Malware Fighter - Major Dilemma Staff Member

    Took the words out of my mouth LOL
     
    Kestrel13!, Oct 31, 2011
    #56
  7. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    A cork?...He's likely to put someone's eye out when he backfires, if he does!:major roflmao
     
    Phantom, Oct 31, 2011
    #57
  8. Kestrel13!

    Kestrel13! Super Malware Fighter - Major Dilemma Staff Member

    Ahahah!! roflmao laughing out loud proper at that one!!
     
    Kestrel13!, Nov 1, 2011
    #58
  9. FED UP

    FED UP MajorGeek

    My favorite ones are the long, three-stage goosers. Starts off like a harley misfiring, transitioning into a RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIP and then dies out with a pathetic squeal like a rat dying . Those are worth 50 points .
     
    FED UP, Nov 1, 2011
    #59
  10. augiedoggie

    augiedoggie The Canadian Loon - LocoAugie (R.I.P. 2012)

    Add another 50 points if you had a rare steak with beer. A friend farted the next day in my car and it just hung there as even with all windows open at highway speeds.:puke:-D
     
    augiedoggie, Nov 1, 2011
    #60
  11. Kestrel13!

    Kestrel13! Super Malware Fighter - Major Dilemma Staff Member

    Someone "dropped one" in the pub last night, it was disgusting, so I went and got my perfume to spray around. One of the guys commented "Oooh, if ya had a knife and fork, ya could have ate that one" ......... I almost puked. http://bestsmileys.com/puking/2.gif and I told the guy who farted to do it outside next time, or visit another pub for a drink. I will not tolerate animalistic behaviour when I'm behind the bar :-D

    Does this lead to a whole new question? :confused "Is it okay to fart in a bar full of people?"
     
    Kestrel13!, Nov 1, 2011
    #61
  12. FED UP

    FED UP MajorGeek

    Only if you are crop dusting. (drive-by's)
     
    FED UP, Nov 1, 2011
    #62
  13. Kestrel13!

    Kestrel13! Super Malware Fighter - Major Dilemma Staff Member

    Oh that is just gross, in fact *Unsubscribes* :-D :-D
     
    Kestrel13!, Nov 1, 2011
    #63
  14. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    ...Only if you want the bar to yourself.;)
     
    Phantom, Nov 1, 2011
    #64
  15. FED UP

    FED UP MajorGeek

    never thought of that one. Good strategy .
     
    FED UP, Nov 1, 2011
    #65
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