best tabloid header

some guy on the radio claims that "Cloak and Shag Her" for the CIA scandal is the "best headline ever", but for my money, i'd say it's not even in the top 10.

best one i can recall is when david carradine hanged himself (somehow), they blared "HUNG FU!".

any other contenders to the throne?

 

HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR
(New York Post, 1982)

 

I like :-
Federal Agents Raid Gunshop, Find Weapons.

or this one

Hooker Named Lay Person Of The Year

and the no sh*t Sherlock obvious

Diana Was Alive Hours Before She Died

LOL

 

This isn't a tabloid header but it's quite hilarious...

:-D:-D

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltbun5fvRw1qdjewmo1_1280.jpg

 

http://i49.tinypic.com/30cvr4j.jpghttp://tinypic.com/r/30cvr4j/6

 

man, these are great. i'm so glad i started this thread!

 

since we seem to have drifted into chyrons here (fine by me), i feel i must mention THE flub of the week:

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/new...en-david-petraeus-biography-goes-viral-on-web

stay classy, denver!

 

My favorite was a New York Post headline when Donald Trump's love life tanked.

Ivanna Divorce

:-D

 

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

 

http://www.savemefromboredom.com/4images/img2905.htm

He's reading it like "That's what happened?":-D

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/52285742-british-actor-peter-sellers-points-to-a-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=XgHcM5VazVIyd03Yx02szt45oXkjT%2BI0gN94Bdgt2w6y6pdsvg5VDi1PsefN6YAv

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vnhzT2oEjlI/TYp3Gt3Cr5I/AAAAAAAAGG8/34jX9AsGZEI/s1600/colon-surgery-news-headline.jpg


:-D

 

Thank goodness no one at the newspaper has this problem, eh?

http://i45.tinypic.com/ra6v87.jpg

 

Best thread ever. Keep it going

 

Seems I didn't post the photo or was it removed?

My previous comment was relating to this photo-

 

http://i50.tinypic.com/1537gk0.png

A friend sent me this ( he's a fireman :-D)

Link to full article(if you care) :-D

 

Just saw this and had to link
Clogged Toilet Led To Shooting In Lacey Area, Sherriff's Office Says :crap:crap:mad

 

roflmao Her crap nearly got a a man killed roflmao

"This one time I did this turd that nearly killed a man."