My Sister Sent Me This Funny

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bob D., Jan 14, 2015.

  1. Bob D.

    Bob D. Majorgeeks official old fart

    Subject: Airport Full Body Scans

    Airport Screening Results*
    *December 2014 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :*

    *Terrorists Discovered* ZERO

    *Transvestites*133

    *Hernias*1,485

    *Hemorrhoid Cases*3,172

    *Enlarged Prostates*8,249

    *Breast Implants*59,350

    *Natural Blondes*3

    *It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.*
     
    Bob D., Jan 14, 2015
    #1
  2. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    :-D

    I like it.
     
    Fred_G, Jan 17, 2015
    #2
  3. Eldon

    Eldon Major Geek Extraordinaire

    Saw this about a year ago. Did you add the last one? :-D

    Only 308?
     
    Eldon, Jan 18, 2015
    #3
  4. Bob D.

    Bob D. Majorgeeks official old fart

    This was the first viewing for me. I made no changes.
     
    Bob D., Jan 18, 2015
    #4

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