How Observant Are You...?

Which of these ladies is not actually wearing jeans - only undies?



Picked her?
Reckon you would have spotted her shopping naked?
No one else did!​

https://au.be.yahoo.com/lifestyle/a/38615777/jen-the-body-painter-woman-does-grocery-shopping-naked/

 

I would say the middle, just since the other 2 have wrinkles in their jeans. This has been be done in New York with nude models even in ATM lines and at other check-out spots and only a few people caught what was going on. One leading men's magazine had models with sports jerseys and shorts painted on and it was hard to tell it wasn't so.

 

The one in the middle. The belt (and pockets) doesn't look real.

 

+1 and the flap of material over the fly zip doesn't stick out ............ plus the jeans on the others clearly have wrinkles that stick out

 

As they say Down Under, "No flies on you!"

Perhaps you three (hmmmm....all guys too...just observing)...would have been the exception to the rule...but honestly, reckon you would have picked her in passing in a supermarket (without your other half noticing?

 

I'm legally blind so no hope in the supermarket as everything always looks blurry and indistinct..... but in my dark office on my computer with a 55" UHD screen and my prescription computer glasses, no problem

 

I got a astigmatism in my one eye but can still see a cop a mile a way lol.I am mostly near sighted when it comes to small letters.I can see the stuff i am typing and every thing.But if it's a short distance i need my glasses to read it.

But sad thing is my hearing is more than perfect.I just chose to ignore most of it.I just did a hearing test in the last two weeks.And i could still here the lowest sound which is around 20kHz.I was really born deaf and mute up till i was 9 years old.I have had 4 surgery's on my ears for tubes.And one on my throat for my Cleft Palate.

I very rarely go to the doctors and i am all most 40.

 

It's the one in the middle.It's painted on.

 

No making excuses...all your stuff just brings the person closer to life size...so really, you would still be pretty observant - more so than those others who didn't pick up in the supermarket!

Ah ha! So in a way you're kinda "long sighted"(?) So you'd probably see her a mile away

 

Just like a cop lol.

By the way a guy could not get away with that.First min he would get a stiffy and cops would chase him down.

 

Hmmm...the mind boggles...

But then depends on what props he's using

That girl used a trolley in the supermarket!

 

That was no contest for THIS dirty old gynecologist!
By the way --------- my favorite expression: Do you know how to sexually arouse a gynecologist? Put your clothes on!
TeeHee.

 

In fairness to everyone at the supermarket, I seriously doubt she stopped in front of each of them, posed by facing them full on, and then invited them to scrutinize her crotch.

Context matters.

 

The male model wearing only body paint is going to take that as an insult.

 

Just thought I would throw this one at you...these legging jeans are very popular here, have been for a couple of years and still are around my area - I actually have 4 pairs in different colours - and on mine, it has pockets and while there is no fly, there is extra material to look as if there is - this is what I mean:

Some are also tight at the ankle, so there is no gathering of material...so in comparison, that would be a close match.​

 

True - point taken, probably why she wasn't noticed. I'd say she wouldn't be noticed around our way, because of the legging jeans which look similar.

 

Be discreet then... i.e. try not to be as obvious as Inspector Jacques Clouseau

 

Probably would if he saw him coming...

 

Mama mia...
Go to any supermarket in South Africa and 99% of the woman (and men) there would not be able to wear these so-called leggings.

 

Dunno. The models used are well chosen so depending, it may be hard to discern. There were some models parading "summer tops" - given the style of tops worn here, it was hard to see much difference between what was painted and what was stretch fabric.

 

Fashion here for guys are straight tight jeans - not leggings - but some come close to looking like leggings on guys, tight around calves but wider around the ankle .

Here are some photos advertising my local Mall, with some photos of staff included - so fashion here (probably because it is so laid back being a beach suburb it's very casual), Around beach streets, people walk around in swimwear and it is not uncommon for local surfers to walk a mile or more home in swimmers carrying their board - at malls, shoppers often come from the beach, so girls often still walk around in their bikini tops and throw on shorts/short skirts/jeans/sarongs.

Photos of ads showing one of my local shopping centres –


Local shop ad:

 

The big thing here is pajama-jeans. Soft as pajamas and look like jeans. Some women walk around in what you can tell is pajamas bottoms. But the pajamas jeans are hard to spot. You have to really feel the pants to tell how soft they are! Great for gifts and special occasions.

 

Am I suppose to care???????

Were you reading my mind? Of course we can't see their faces.

 

Same here...pyjama jeans are popular...I've a pair for weekends away...comfy and can walk around a mixed group without feeling awkward or as if underdressed.

 

Lol...you'll get into trouble with your other half if a girl pops out of your package!

 

Justin, if you're as old as the photo shows, you'll be deadly around females once you're older!

 

I'm 13 and already have a following of girls.

 

Almost safe for work-

Check out this artist method of blending the body into the surroundings-

 

OMG! Then I do expect you will be positively fatal with the ladies later on...Young ladies, be warned, there's a Tom Cat loose!

 

That is absolutely brilliant! Love it!

 

Absolutely brilliant artist - That is so different and in good taste, too.

 

MEOWWWWWW!!!!!! lol

 

Yep...figured as much...already on the prowl

Guess you wouldn't need a spy glass to discern paint vs fabric...hmmmm

 

We play at music festivals and usually go to the same ones every year. There are girls that come every time to see me and my family. (I like to think they come to see me lol)

 

Reckon you're their focus too

Nice. Your own little groupie thing happening. What type of music?

 

"It's Hard To Be Humble" - (Mac Davis) comes to mind...

 

Classic rock, country and gospel depending on the theme of the event.

 

Nice

 

Muppet version remains the best version.