I Am Rich

I'm in the money.......yeee haaa........just received this great email.......howww amaaaaazing......I am so excited..........Wowza.........here is a cut and paste............wooohooo.............and I only have to give them my ID, my address and full banking details

Hmmmm after all those dud Nigerian Prince emails I was getting and then all those deceased estate emails that were scams and now finally one I can trust .............. what could possibly go wrong

____________________________________________________________________

Douglas Wong <dwong0071@outlook.com>
Subject: Urgent!!!!
To: -----@---------------

Dear Peter,
It is great to be able to finally contact you and I have some great news.
Your transaction of US$2,500,000.00 has now been approved by the UN. For funds processing into your account, Do reply with your full contact Details including phone numbers and DOB (date of birth) and TFN (Tax File Number) for ID purposes. There will be a small bank processing fee and there will also be a small currency conversion fee but these are only a nominal amount. Please respond within 21 days of receipt of this email or else the UN may assign these funds elsewhere. Congratulations.
Please reply urgently to by email to dwong0071@outlook.com and I will contact you personally.
Best regards
Douglas Wong

____________________________________________________________________

 

Hehe......send him an email from a bogus gmail account and say, "Its all good Dougie, the money's already landed in my account without the need to supply details and guess what.... your getting squat"

 

I would definitely reply... with a picture of his mother I'll find on one of these websites.
https://www.startpage.com/do/search...fat+and+ugly+porn+stars&nj=0&anticache=331646

 

Lol @ Eldon.

Hey Joffa old mate......you good for a loan?

 

Hehehe.......I wouldn't hold your breath waiting...........this email has scam all over it ...but you never know

That is a plan and I can send these from a random VPN DNS in Russia that I use for special occasions like this

 

I feel cheated the most I've been offered is $200,000. I'm still waiting for Tim to get his millions he promised to share.

 

Hehehe....yep Tim has been pretty quiet on that lately
Hmmmm....maybe Tim got the money ..........and he has it hidden somewhere so the IRS can't get their hands on any of it
Good one Tim

 

Buried in a mason jar on his 20 acres most likely.

 

Probably near the outhouse where no living soul will go...

 

Yep you couldn't pay enough for health insurance to go there

So it's in a mason jar near the outhouse

And now Tim says it is a fake outhouse.........do you guys think Tim is trying to put us off the scent
Hmmmm..........lucky for Tim the IRS don't check MGs or his secret would be out

 

Gives you a idea where the terms "dirty money" and "money laundering" come from.

 

ROFLMAO........you make a great point

 

I have not received any of those spam messages in a few months. I guess they gave up on me. lol.

 

Too late guys, the IRS raided his joint last week but he kept quiet on it to stay out of the media.
Here's an image i captured from my drone when i was scoping the place out:

 

Holy crap those fart balloons sure are deadly ............hmmmm have you been working undercover with the CIA ...........it looks like you have access to one of their dirty weapons

Latest Update on the get rich scheme
I created a throw away email account that I can access via a proxy server VPN service somewhere in Russia and I sent them a stack of fake Trump details and so far they haven't got back to me
Crikey.........It is starting to smell like a scam again ........who would of thought..................just when I thought my luck had changed

I will give them a few more days to respond then I will spoof a few porn sites using their IP address to access and their email address as the reply address
If I hit up Porn Tube, Porn Hub, xHamster and Redtube XXX then tag a heap of the associated member sites then that should get them sent plenty of errr tasteful replies and associated spam to keep them busy for a while

 

Does your drain go to another state tim.Is that the third dimension below your home.

He sure get's his fiber.

 

They might enjoy that joffa a little to much.

 

wow thats amazing.

 

Well here was I ever hopeful of getting some easy money but Douglas Wong has let me down
I wrote back with some details and they haven't even had the decency to reply to my new throw away email address......what a darn cheek
Oh well time for revenge.............I hope they like their fresh supply of pron
I also tied their email address into the Linkedin address scam so they will get lots of crap from that too
Cop that Douglas Wong

 

I have signed him up with theYNC.
Don't go there...

 

Nothing is too good for Douglas Wong
I'm betting his mail server is going to have a meltdown

The company I work for got hit by the Linkedin scam a while back and was peppered with 2,500 scam emails per hour across all of our company accounts and after 6 hours our ISP was going to suspend our hosting account for 24 hours as we were using too much bandwidth and it was affecting their other customers

 

My latest offer was a text message with job offer from couchworker.org for $6000 a month.
The say you can sit on your couch and do very little work and get paid.

 

Crikey...I'd follow that up sounds like a great deal and 6 grand a month sounds OK too

 

To be perfectly honest they said $3000 to $6000 a month but I figured I'd excel at working from my couch in my spare time so I'd expect to get paid the whole $6000.

 

Im really scared of scam. Just be careful to everyone

 

Not to worry ownthree no one here is falling for spam, just being sarcastic. But yes everyone needs to be careful.

 

Hehehe yep people should be careful with spam if they don't understand how the attack will happen and how to minimise your risk..........but if you know what can happen and you have a sandboxed computer then it sure is good fun giving them a bit of a serve of their own medicine

 

I'm rich, too! I'm glad I caught this before my spam filter deleted it... I'd be sad if the FBI didn't tell the IRS to release my fund! His reply address is Gmail... it's got to be legit!
_______________________________________
My name is Mr. Donald Benson. From Internal Revenue Service ( IRS) Washington dc United States of America. (USA) We are writing to you now regarding your fund here in our Custody, We Received an instruction from FBI to Release all the fund which is on held in this office for long ago,

So we are writing to you now and also informing you about the Release of your fund which is going to cost you little amount for Release order permit demanded by this office for the Release of your fund. So get back to us to enable us get the Release order and release your

Fund to you,
Thanks Mr. Donald Benson

 

WOW!!! Lucky you Sgt. Tibbs.......sounds like Donald Benson is going to be quite helpful releasing your fund of course we all know you can't expect to rake in the $$$$ without a small payment up front
It has got to be legit because with all Hilary Clinton's email leaks the government is now using the much more secure Gmail system for electronic communication
Let us know how much money is in your fund .....you might even be able to retire

 

money is life lol xD

 

Looks like I am in the money again............just got this from

Powerball Award Program <judith@npsa.co.za>
To: Recipient

Dear Recipient
Your Email as Won US$2,500,000 Email for more details to collect your prize.


This seems a bit impersonal and I reckon Judith doesn't even know who I am as I am only called Recipient.........at least Douglas Wong got my name right............hmmm might go and use Judith's address on a few pron sites

Still haven't heard back from Douglas Wong

 

Oh no!
I told Judith to not quote your prize's Dollar value. The South Africa currency is Rand.

 

Ok Eldon....is Judith your errrr cousin lol?

 

My niece from Gujarat.
The Durban Poison isn't bringing in enough boodle...

 

Nah, didn't get a brass razoo from the 100 mil PB draw in Oz.

[Sigh]......{back to the drawing board}

Is it ok to cry?

 

NO!
Use their email address to create an account at any porn site!

 

Signed up for too many already

 

3 months later and I get a text saying they are still holding this job for me and I now qualify for a raise in pay if I contact them immediately. How much easier is this job going to get? I mean really!

Sad thing is these scams work on some poor souls or they would stop doing them.

 

Jeez kat this is starting to sound like the real deal...........so it was $3000 to $6000 per month so did they say how much pay rise?
I wouldn't be holding your breath waiting for a pay day

 

If they are going to pay me to sit on my couch and do next to nothing all day I am going to spend that first pay check on a very nice comfortable couch.

 

Smart move and maybe a bar fridge next to it would be good too lol

 

Hey Eldon, your cousin Judith is at it again
This time she is nowhere near as polite as I didn't even get a dear recipient.......
this is all I got but hey she has done some extra work using the shift key although I think she could use a spellchecker

>Powerball Award Program <judith@npsa.co.za>
>To: Recipients

>Your Email As Won US$2,500,000 Email For More Detales

>Reply Urgently To Collect Prize <judith@npsa.co.za>

Hmmmmm.......maybe Judith liked the pron I sent her and she wants a fresh batch ......I think I can oblige

Looks like Douglas Wong has lost interest

Hmmm....I hope katkat is having more luck with her new couch job and with a pay rise too

 

I think the paycheck is lost in the mail.

 

Check between the couch cushions!

 

This one was too good not to share. I laughed so hard I cried!!!

Attention: Please

A power of attorney was forwarded to our office this morning by one gentle man and he is a citizen from united state of America and his name is MR MILLER GRAIG DOUGLAS. This man claimed to be your representative and this power of attorney stated that you are dead after brief illness and he brought account to replace your information in other to claim your fund of $18.500.000 million dollars which is now lying dormant and unclaimed, below is the new account he have submitted:

City Bank
Account# xxxxxxxxxxx/
Routing/xxxxxxxxxxx,
Address 1076 Peter Johnson Road
New York, USA,

Be further informed that this power of attorney also stated that you suffered and died of a throat cancer. You are therefore given 24 hrs to confirm the truth in this information, if you are still alive, you are to contact us back immediately, because we work 24 hrs just to ensure that we monitor all the activities going on in regards to the transfer of beneficiary's inheritance and contract payment. You are to call this office immediately for clarifications on this matter as we shall be available 24 hrs to speak with you and give you the necessary guidelines on how to ensure that your payment is wired to you immediately and also be inform that any further delay from your side could be dangerous, as we would not be held responsible for any wrong payment. Contact us as soon as possible if you are truly alive as we have his identification and residence he provides for us to wired the payment to him.

Note: we want you to re-confirm your personal information below to enable us renew and update your file before we will take next step.Please be fast about this because we really wants you to have the fund else if you are dead await your humbel respond ASAP

(1) Full Name.............
(2) Country/State/ City Name.............
(3) Delivery Address.........
(4) Occupation.............
(5) Sex..................
(6) Age.................
(7) Telephone Number...........
(8) A Cope of Your Passport/ Drivers Licenses...................... ..
(9)monthly income........................ .....................

Best Regards.
Amine Mati(Director General)
International Monetary Funds Unit.
Republic Of Nigerian.
Chat Conversation End

 

WOW Tibbs this is a doozy and you know you can trust the
International Monetary Funds Unit.
Republic Of Nigerian with your personal details.

You need to get on this really quick to pick up some "easy" money lolol

Better yet why not send Donald Trumps details as according to the news over here he is having big problems with his staff and he might be needing a new job soon so the $18,500,000 might help for a few weeks during the transition back to his old job

Another name to add to the list Amine Mati hehehe

Pity you didn't post the reply link so I could register their domain with some errrr......... "esoteric" websites so they can get some spam for themselves

Great post I had a really good laugh too

 

Oh dear. They've caught me! I got an email from "FBI Cyber Security" today. However, I'm still getting money!

Attention: Beneficiary of $28.85Million USD,

This is to bring to your attention that we have obtained a classified document showing that you are dealing with scammers and impostors. We have tracked your transactions over the years and found out that you are dealing with scammers in Africa and all over the world. We are aware of your numerous dealings within and outside the country, most recently the email and phone communications between you and some people claiming to be Bankers, Diplomats, delivery Agents, from Middle East, Europe and Africa and with some collaborators here in the United States. You are hereby warned, to put a stop to all your transactions with the under listed scammers/impostors;


JANET YELLEN (IMPERSONATED)
WILLARD ANIL
TERRY WORD
ANDREW WAYNE
REV. MICHAEL LUCAS
CLIFFORD CHANCE
MARY MOHHAMED (IMPERSONATED)
CHIEDOZIE PETER EGWUONWU
EMEKA LAWRENCE ONUORAH
EMMANUEL OKOYE
GEORGE MOGHALU (IMPERSONATED)
DAWSON SUSAN
HON.CYNTHIA H. CLANTON (IMPERSONATED)
EDITH VERMEILLE
CHARLES JOHNSON
JERRY MICHEAL
WILLIAM OTUTUNZU
PHILIPPE GIRIGISSOU (IMPERSONATED)
REV. RAYMOND GODWIN
ROLAND SMITH
SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI (IMPERSONATED)
GLYNN BURGER (IMPERSONATED)
JOHN EDWARD
DAVID SCOTH
MARK MORGAN
CRISTINA MORENO (IMPERSONATED)
BRIAN MOHNIHAN (IMPERSONATED)
Rev. JERRY LEO
JOHN BOOMA
BONI YAYI (IMPERSONATED)
BARAK OBAMA (IMPERSONATED)
GODWIN EMEFIELE (IMPERSONATED)
IBE KACHIKWU (IMPERSONATED)
MOHAMMADU BUHARI (IMPERSONATED)
BUKOLA SARAKI (IMPERSONATED)
MICHELLE OBAMA (IMPERSONATED)
SOLUDO CHARLES (IMPERSONATED)
JACOBS BUMA
MIKE IGWE
CHRISTINE LAGARDE (IMPERSONATED)
DAVID MARK (IMPERSONATED)
BEN BERNANKE (IMPERSONATED)
BAN KI-MOON (IMPERSONATED)
WILLIAM CASTORO (IMPERSONATED)
MOGENS LYKKETOFT (IMPERSONATED)
JAMES COMEY (IMPERSONATED)
JOHN O. BRENNAN (IMPERSONATED)
JEH CHARLES JOHNSON (IMPERSONATED)
MICHAEL J. FISHER (IMPERSONATED)
Mrs Mireille Ballestrazzi (IMPERSONATED)

And so many more organizations such as UNITED NATIONS, EUROPEAN UNION, IMF, Bank of AMERICA, JP Morgan Chase Bank, Wells Fargo Bank, Interpol, EFCC, World Bank, Barclays Bank, Royal Bank of Scotland, British High Commission E.T.C

We are working round the clock to get hold of these individuals who in one way or the other, masterminds the use of banks, courier service and embassies while posing as the real persons to extort money from their victims. You are WARNED to STOP further communication either by phone or email to any of this person listed above or any other person posing as an agent. And we urge you to forward any email you receive to this office for verification and approval before you reply them.

We have looked into the various claims and found out that TRUELY you have unclaimed funds indeed, most of wish initially originated from lottery winnings and donations by sick individuals. Your payment files from different banks; NatWest Bank of London, Central Bank of Nigeria and Benin Republic, Bank of America, Africa Development bank, UBA bank, E.T.C were compiled and submitted to my desk for review.. The total sum owed you is the tune of $28,850,000.00 Twenty Eight Million Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars. As a matter of fact, this $28,850,000.00 is the ONLY funds that the government has approved and made available for your immediate action. The funds are lodged into the United Bank for Africa (UBA) New York Branch Office, while waiting for accreditation and transfer to your personal/private bank account in any part of the world. The funds have been approved worldwide by United Nations/World bank and IMF, of which the mandate to transfer has been gi
ven to the United Bank for Africa

The choice of United Bank for Africa (UBA) New York Branch was made during the general assembly of African heads of States at Addis Ababa, 22 January 2018, the summit was tagged "Winning The Fight Against Corruption". It was at this summit that the mandate to pay all compensations to scam victims, and other winning/inheritance/contract funds was given to the United Bank for Africa (UBA) New York Branch.

We also, after due scrutiny and verification, confirmed that you have attempted to fulfilling all the necessary obligations that will enable the release of your payment. Unfortunately, your payment was not released to you due to flimsy excuses from the Bank officials in charge of your payment, because they have the intention of diverting your funds to their private accounts in order to satisfy their selfish interest. You are however lucky that we detected their evil plans and therefore call for the submission of your payment files to us so we can personally handle the payment assignment to ensure that you receive your funds accordingly.


During our meeting with officials it was agreed that the only charges to be paid upfront in order to effect the transfer is $285.00, so you are advice to work together with the bank's general manager MR. UCHE IKE to ensure successful completion of your funds transfer. Know that all modalities regarding your funds release/transfer are in place there at the United Bank for Africa (UBA) New York Branch, so the only obligation you are to fulfill now in order to receive your $28,850,000.00 payment is to contact UCHE IKE the General manager United Bank for Africa (UBA) New York Branch with your full details and request for the funds transfer and pay the transaction fees of $285.

You are to contact UCHE IKE the General manager United Bank for Africa (UBA) New York Branch by email/phone with the below information and make sure you forward your information to him such as full name, address and direct telephone number.

UCHE IKE
General Manager
United Bank for Africa (UBA)
New York branch office
1 Rockefeller Plaza, New York,
NY 10020, USA
Phone: (347) 990- 1248
Email: ubabanknewyorkoffice@gmail.com

You are again, WARNED to STOP further communication either by phone or email with any other person or group. And we urge you to forward any email you receive to this office for verification and approval before you reply them.
Whatever this message contains is for you alone DO NOT share or forward this mail to any individual, because there are so many persons (criminals) on our list that are being hunted and this email must not get out to a third party for security reasons because you don't know who is who, if it does get to the wrong guy, this criminals will be very much at alert that we are trailing them and it will make their apprehension difficult for us.


James C. Trainor
Executive Assistant Director
Cyber Division
FBI Headquarters
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Text (202) 810-0008