I Am Rich

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by joffa, May 6, 2018.

  1. Replicator

    Replicator MajorGeek

    Wow, thats a cracker!

    Where do you get these from Tibbsy?
     
  2. Anon-9aee479f8f

    Anon-9aee479f8f Anonymized

    @ Sgt Tibbs you have to laugh that the spammer is warning you to not fall for other spammers.:p
     
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  3. Sgt. Tibbs

    Sgt. Tibbs Ultra Geek

    I've had my Gmail account for a really long time... it gets all sorts of interesting things. :D
     
  4. joffa

    joffa Major Geek's Official Birthday Announcer

    Hey Tibbs, ya gotta give this dude, James C Trainor from the FBI, "A" for effort and a fresh approach of warning you about the scammers. Of course he is the good guy and only wants you to send $285.00 to Uche Ike :eek::rolleyes:
    Hmmmm.......now we have another list of names to look out for ;):rolleyes:
    In this missive the irony of the pot calling the kettle black is obvious......

    For me it has been a bit quiet from spammers and scammers over the last couple of weeks.........and I hope it stays that way but that would be wishful thinking:cool:
     
  5. Sgt. Tibbs

    Sgt. Tibbs Ultra Geek

    Geez... I'm dead again! :rolleyes: Not sure when I went to Jordan, though.

    Attn: Beneficiary.


    It’s urgent I personally contact you to ascertain if you are Dead or Alive because a Power of Attorney was forwarded to my office by Mr. Ashraf Taysir Shaker Alqawasmi , I shall send a copy of his passport as soon as I get a positive response from you.

    He claimed to be your representative in Jordan and a personal good friend, and the Power of Attorney stated that you are dead; He also submitted an account to replace your information in other to claim your fund which is now lying DORMANT and UNCLAIMED .

    Below is the new account he have submitted:

    BANK NAME: STANDARD CHARTERED BANK
    BANK ADDRESS: 1095 AVENUE OF THE AMERICA NEW YORK CITY, NY 10036
    ACCOUNT #: 00200000634 Numero de ABA
    SWIFT-CODE: 026002561

    Be further informed that this Power of Attorney also stated that you suffered and died of throat cancer. Therefore, you are advice and given 48 hours to confirm the truth in this information, If you are still alive, You are to contact me immediately before the deadline.

    So therefore, we sincerely appeal with you to please find a reason to respond to this email with detailed information including your personal information,passport or driver’s license, as we would not be held responsible of wrong payment or face legal action in future in regard to your fund documentation.

    Await your reply.

    Best Regards,

    Hon Ayodele Akintunde
    Email: ayodeleakintunde042@gmail.com
     
  6. joffa

    joffa Major Geek's Official Birthday Announcer

    WOW!!!! You are really attracting them this month ;):rolleyes:
    Hmmmm......maybe you have been travelling in your sleep to Jordan .........and how is your good friend and representative Ashraf Taysir Shaker Alqawasmi? I guess sending your driver's licence and passport details couldn't hurt....it seems legit :rolleyes::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    Another good one ROFLMAO :cool:
     
  7. joffa

    joffa Major Geek's Official Birthday Announcer

    Well after a bit of a dry spell Emily Nse has come good and it seems she has already paid the processing fees on my behalf and now she only wants a few personal details....what could possibly go wrong.....and for over US$5,850,000.00 it doesn't seem too much to ask in exchange to finally get a payout :rolleyes::rolleyes:
    Emily must be a good Christian and honest as she wants me to remain eternally "blessed"
    Hmmmm.......I have a good feeling about this one and after all the other letdowns then maybe it is my turn at last o_O:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
    Here is a cut and paste :cool:

    Fri 28/9/2018 9:23PM
    From: Emily Nse <juliahaword@gmail.com>
    To: Unlisted Recipients
    Subject: Greetings

    Greetings,

    I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your bank draft but did not hear from you since that time then I went and deposited the $5,850,000.00 USD draft/check in the Bank of Africa (BOA) Ghana Republic. We have arranged your payment through swift card payment center Asia pacific, this payment card center will send you an ATM Card which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is One Thousand, Five Hundred United States Dollars Per-Day.


    Kindly send your contact information to them in-which they will use to send the card to you.(1)Your full name: (2)Your home address were you want them to send the ATM card: (3) Current occupation: (4) Your Age (5)Your current home telephone number/mobile phone number: (6) A Copy of your identification:


    However, contact the below person in-charge who is in position to release your ATM Card master to you:


    ATM Payment Department, ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER.

    Contact person in charged: Dr.John William.

    Email Address :( atmpayment122@gmail.com <mailto:atmpayment122@gmail.com> )

    Tele: +2348-03708-9986


    I have paid for the processing charges of this ATM card on your behalf to the bank for the delivery to your country. Contact them as soon as possible to quicken the processing of your ATM card to you before your draft gets expired. Let me know as soon as you receive your ATM master card.


    Waiting for your response.


    Thank you and remain eternally blessed.

    Mrs.Emily Nse
     
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  8. joffa

    joffa Major Geek's Official Birthday Announcer

    Hey MGs I just found this video of James Veitch taking scamming the scammers to the next level. Here is a hilarious TED talk enjoy

     
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  9. joffa

    joffa Major Geek's Official Birthday Announcer

    I also found this earlier James Veitch TED Talk and it is also hilarious

     
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  10. Anon-9aee479f8f

    Anon-9aee479f8f Anonymized

    Screenshot_2018-10-10-12-23-01~2.png :p Yeah right!
     
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  11. joffa

    joffa Major Geek's Official Birthday Announcer

    Hey katkat seems like a great deal and if you go to Walmart you might be able to make a new video to post on Youtube starring more crazy Walmart people ;):rolleyes:

    Of course the reality is it is a scam......last week I got a similar email saying Dear TPG user You have been selected to Win a free iPhone XR and to collect.......blah blah blah.....pity I use Samsung android :cool:
     
  12. the mekanic

    the mekanic Major Mekanical Geek


    LAUGHEDMMFA!
     
  13. Eldon

    Eldon Major Geek Extraordinaire

    Finally!
    I got me some spam. :D
    But not via email, via my mobile modem.

    And Ms . Cindy made no long-winded speech.
    "Hello,this is in view of your INHERITANCE FUNDS CLAIM,Contact me:c8757589966@yahoo.com Ms Cindy."
    I wonder if asking her to go for a drink is in order? :p :rolleyes:
     
  14. Sgt. Tibbs

    Sgt. Tibbs Ultra Geek

    Hoo boy...

    Attention beneficiary,

    This is to notify you that we have decided to pay you your money
    through money gram urgent remitting office since you was unable to
    receieve your money through western union due to their management but
    now we have sent your full compensation payment of $3.500.000.00usd to
    you through money gram.

    You will be receiving 10.000.00usd per day, but i want you to contact
    the management in money gram right now and ask him for your first
    payment. His name is (Mr. Godwin m.johnson) and ask him to give you
    the money gram payment information so that you can be able to pick up
    your funds through money gram without any problem.

    Vital finance bank money gram transfer
    department. Location address; plot 1261,
    areola Hopewell street co/b/rep,
    contact person: Mr. Godwin m.johnson
    tele phone fax number: +229 63938098
    email address ( officework73@yahoo.com)

    phone number +229 63938098and contact him with your full information now.
    You're name...............
    Country................
    Phone no.................
    Address/city............
    Age/sex.............

    Call or email him now so that he can provide the money gram
    information to you as urgent as you can.also do let me know
    immediately they have started sending your money, but try to comply
    with them to enable them serve you better..

    Thanks, blessing Ann Danis .
    Thanks and god bless
     
  15. joffa

    joffa Major Geek's Official Birthday Announcer

    Yee ha Tibbs you are really getting some doozies and this one would have to be legit wouldn't it and Ann Danis is christian so you can trust her :rolleyes: o_O

    Hmmmm............US$10,000.00 per day is going to take a fair bit of work and time to get your US$3,500,000.00 but in the longrun it is going to pay off big time o_O I guess if they are only paying US$10,000.00 per day then maybe they should also be paying you interest on the residue......you may as well ask Ann Danis as she said it is your money :rolleyes:o_O

    Good luck and let me know when you are having the big party to celebrate:D:confused:
     
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  16. Sgt. Tibbs

    Sgt. Tibbs Ultra Geek

    Well, now I KNOW they're legit... the FBI even says so! Although how they had time to write me when they're seeking to wiretap the entire internet is beyond me. :D

    Christopher A. Wray EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU
    OF INVESTIGATION FBI UNITED STATES.
    FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

    ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,

    The federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Through our intelligence-monitoring network has discovered that the transaction that the bank contacted you previously was legal. Recently the fund has been legally approved to be paid via Bank Of America.

    So, we the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) FL, in conjunction with the United Nations (UN) financial department have investigated through our monitoring network regarding your payment of $12.5 million, You have the legitimate right to complete your transaction to claim your fund US$12.5,000,000.00 (Twelve million five hundred thousand united states dollars)

    Because of so much scam going on in internet now We the federal bureau of investigation decided to contact the delivery Courier Company service for them to give us their procedures on how to sent this money to you without any further complain or delay. We just got an information from the Bank Of America and they have loaded your US$12.5,000,000.00 into an ATM CARD and will be submitted to the delivery courier company service for immediate delivery to your doorstep as soon as you send their required fee.

    You are required to choose one option, which you will be able to pay and also ask the management of Bank Of America to give you the information you can use to send the delivering fee and also convenient for you, for quick delivery of your parcel containing your ATM CARD and other two original back up documents.

    Service Type, Delivery, Duration Charges,Fees

    FedEx Express (24hrs Delivery)
    Mailing $88.00
    Insurance $265.00
    Vat $35.00
    TOTAL $388.00

    DHL Courier (2 Days)
    Mailing $70.00
    Insurance $195.00
    Vat $25.00
    TOTAL $290.00

    UPS Express (4Days)
    Mailing $40.00
    Insurance$95.00
    Vat (0%)10.
    TOTAL $145.00

    You are hereby required to advice the Bank Of America director, on your parcel delivery option by filling the required form stated above.

    Please note that the deadline for claiming your fund is exactly one week after the receipt of this email. At this period your fund will return back to the ordering costumer. That is the instruction given to us.

    So take note. We advise you to contact Brian T. Moynihan with your mailing address and full name and your contact number to ensure conformity with our record for immediate dispatch of your parcel to you. Only valid residential, Office address and postal address are certified OK. We are here to protect you from any problem until you receive your package, But make sure you text Brian T. Moynihan on this number +1 (385) 777-5919 yourself with below information and ask him to give you the info you will use to send the delivery fee to enable quick releasing the ATM card to you because bankers is always engage with many customers activities.

    Below is Bank Of America Director contact details:

    Contact Person::: Brian T. Moynihan.
    CEO, President & Director of Bank Of America FL 32763, USA.
    Contact Number::: +1 (386) 777-5919
    Contact Email::: { bankcfc@citromail.hu }

    Looking forward to hear from you as soon as you receive this message

    Best Regards,

    Christopher A. Wray
    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
    NW Washington, D.C.

     
  17. joffa

    joffa Major Geek's Official Birthday Announcer

    JEEZ........this one has sure escalated quickly.......the FBI is now involved WOW:eek::rolleyes:
    Isn't this great news that FBI have verified your legitimate payment of US$12.5 million :rolleyes:o_O Who knew your tax $$$$ are working like this :confused:o_O
    Hmmm........Bank Of America is processing all of this and putting the total amount on a plastic card :rolleyes:o_O.........why not a bank cheque or cashier's cheque :rolleyes:o_O........and another minor thing :rolleyes:............ so what is the rush and why only a 1 week deadline for so much money:confused:o_O:rolleyes:
    Gosh they even give you several delivery options..........my guess is in 24 hours you will be rich, rich rich :cool: :D
    https://i0.wp.com/sociallover.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/congratulations-images.png




    .............or maybe not :(:(:(:(
    so just in case.......... I guess it will be commiserations ;)
    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GT1BJHEGL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_QL70_.jpg
     
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