Australia to invade US if

I am almost sure it was bigbazza that started this whole thing

"Howard's available invasion force amounts to 50 hung-over blokes from a Brisbane pub and a brigade of assorted marsupials."
This is toooooo funny

http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_02_13_3356.php

 

Hey, you would be surprised what 50 hung-over aussies are capable of....lol

But yeh, it's pretty laughable i think, besides all we have available for transport are a few 13 foot fishing dingy's and a couple of second hand jet ski's!

I think that site is aptly named.


Regards

 

That's pretty funny. Not as funny as thinking about Canada going to war with somebody, but it ranks up there. No offense to Aussies though.

I watched Crocodile Dundee. lol
I'm pretty sure Australian knife skills are much higher than ours.

 

Hey better watch out you YANKS were getting the "Snow Balls" all iced upLOL http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1692/snowballelficonjw0.gif http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/4222/guntotingiconsj5.gif

 

America's invasion of Canada in 1812 failed on all three fronts. The "blustering, bullying, mountain laboring campaign," said a Federalist paper in Vermont, had produced nothing but "an unbroken series of disaster, defeat, disgrace, and ruin and death." Armies had surrendered at Detroit, Frenchtown, and Queenston; much of the Northwest had fallen into enemy hands; and no headway had been made against the British positions on the St. Lawrence. "The series of misfortunes," said Albert Gallatin, "exceeds all anticipations made even by those who had least confidence in our inexperienced officers and undisciplined men."

Yeah it was a long time ago, but we have to hold on to something.

:kissmy

 

Ehh, Canada wouldn't invade the US, we don't need anything they have.

 

Ouch :major

 

NEVER underestimate a marsupial . . . sneaky little devils!

 

Scary stuff!! :major

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/9240/howardandbushhk0.jpg

 

Marines wouldn't accept me and neither would the army.........I found out I have two muscle diseases and they said I would die in basic training. When the recruiters found out about this, all the calls stopped and there was no chance for me to join any branch of the military so now I work on computers. If I was able to I'd be there right now.

 

I guess I should have said no offense to Aussies or Canadians. Is it true there isn't really a crime rate in Canada?

 

Fair enough.

And yes we have a crime rate.

 

Hey padams sorry to hear that you have some healthy issues, but as one who is over triple your age, you do not know how "Lucky" you are. Warfare is the most horrendous thing a person can go through, just ask any "Old" military man. Having said that I remember how I felt when I was your age.

Canada's "Crime Rate" is comparable to the U.S.A., actually the two countries are very much alike, but different, kinda like two brothers.

Take care Bro and remember this site has many different nationalities on it, and were all proud of our countries. So when someone says something we might feel puts down our country we can get a little "Testy", but most will just tease yea. Hey and watch out for those "Canadian" SnowballsLOL

 

to answer the original question: we'll kick ur @$$ i think our drunken hillbillies outnumber your drunken aussies

 

20 million + drunken hillbillies......god bless America!


From what i here, the crime rate in Canada dropped sharply when BC.G joined Majorgeeks.....

Ooooh, I guess there are no snowballs left for me old mate


Regards..

 

Nitecrawler Look up, Looked way up........................... see that tiny dot way up there well thats your Snowball coming for yea mate. LOL

 

Hehe.....The gloves on! :cool


Regards

 

I think snowball fights bring the world together. It's the one time you get to throw something at someone as hard as you can and them not get mad.

 

The U.S. needs to work on their target recognition systems, or we're all in a lot of trouble!

And I love this:

Has the U.S. EVER burned down our federal buildings?

 

Depends on the colour of the snow

 

lol forgot about that one.

 

I see padams that your "Snowball" knowledge skills are slightly lacking Dude, see up here in the Great White North we have University Course's in "Snowballism" and your talking to a PHD of snowballs. See down "South" you guys may have a fight with guns, knives and other fancy things, but up here its "Snowballs" at fifty paces:major LOL LOL

 

LOL,I think the American general public are better tooled up than most armies

 

'Twern't me.
Anyhow we have too many troops in too many different countries, as it is.
The USA has already conquered OZ, and many other countries, with their culture, unfortunately for the conquered countries.

Bazza

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You know, that is how "The White House" got it's name. It was a big pile of ashes for awhile.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House

I just found it by accident

 

Oh well, we still torched it. :major

I kinda new it wasn't true but thanks for pointing out my ignorance. :neener

 

Culture ?
Is that the backwards caps and clothing that doesnt fit ?
the Reality & Crime TV ?
Talentless celebrities and pointless 'music' ?
or the fast food and associated weight problems ?

Sorry, its all too sophisticated for most of us
Thats why we're invading, we're just bringing it all back roflmao

 

Now at parties in the twilight hours when when someone says the whitehouse is called the whitehouse because it was burned down once into ashes you can say "actually my friend that is a common misconception,the record shows the whithouse was called such years before it burned down" smart points roflmao

 

If you're not nice we will be forced to sell Canada. Eh!