A birthday card for the wife

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TimW, Apr 29, 2007.

  1. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Roses are red, violets are blue.
    April is the month that you turn 52.

    Far from the beginning, not nearly the end.
    You should be happy for days you can bend!

    When people ask, you can give them this line:
    I'm only 52, not deaf, dumb or blind!!

    So it's all downhill now. You'll start falling apart.
    But don't worry dear, I'll hold all the pieces in my heart.

    :D:D

    Your loving old fart!
     
  2. musksnipe

    musksnipe Guest

    TimW...you are a brave man!!!!
     
  3. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches


    ...Or very foolish. :p
     
  4. gal1998

    gal1998 solo-cob

    I think it is cute and shows they have a good enough relationship to give a card like this.
    The last line says it all
    But don't worry dear, I'll hold all the pieces in my heart.
     
  5. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    Hey great one Timmie, my wife loved it too, hey Bro we miss your humorous quips here in the Lounge. Doesn't Chas give you any time off for "Bad" behaviour there in the Malware ThreadLOL LOL

    Maybe I can bribe either him or you with one, two or three of these
    http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2649/drinkiesav0.gif
     
  6. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    My wife thought it was very sweet...as it was a "hubby" original, thought up as I was falling asleep.

    But then, she gets lawnmowers and weed wackers for gifts.....well, this is the home of the strange....the weird, the wacko and the deranged..:D
     
  7. Bladesofhalo

    Bladesofhalo MajorGeek

    Lol :D
     
  8. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    Very Nice Tim

    And Happy Birthday to your good Wife too :)
     
  9. BCGray

    BCGray Guest


    The way your good wife tells it there's only one strange/weird/wacko thats deranged in the Family.........and she claims it ain't herroflmao roflmao No wonder the good lady needs Lawnmowers and Weedwackers, she needs them to mow down the strange weed called Timmie that springs eternally back to life. Love yea Bro glad to see you back in the "Lounge" give our Love to your good lady too.

    Love Craig & Judy
     
  10. augiedoggie

    augiedoggie The Canadian Loon - LocoAugie (R.I.P. 2012)

    I never thought I'd use the word cute with anything that Tim does but there's a first time for everything. Happy wifey's birthday!
     
  11. legalsuit

    legalsuit Legal Eagle

    Tip my hat to you...most women love their men to take the time to write a poem for them...hits the spot:heart and it's pretty special regardless what anyone thinks of the wording...done good:clap

    B'day wishes to your wife.....Cheers:wine
     
  12. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    Oh yeah, I hope your wife has a great birthday, and that you are able to share that special time together. Shows a great appreciation of each other if you can not only share sentiments, but your humour together as well, i.m.o. You tell each other how you feel in your own unique way ~ Congrats! :)
     
  13. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    Happy Birthday MRS.
     
  14. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Diane thanks you all for the kind wishes .....and if anyone is interested, I do have a book coming out called "How to lower your wifes expectations. A 20 year chronicle.":D
     

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