Lots of ladies joining Major Geeks lately.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by bigbazza, Jun 2, 2007.

  1. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    But...but...without us strikingly handsome men ...where would you women be????

    We just want to make sure all the geekettes know what awaits them ....:D
     
  2. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

  3. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    That's why the iBuzz was invented...... roflmao
     
  4. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    where would we be? hmm probably fixing our own gadgets. sadly, i wouldnt have anyone to take out the trash or kill bugs :cry

    as for what awaits us... a half eaten chocolate bunny? might wanna go get dipped again ;) LOL
     
  5. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    roflmao....too bad you can't cover those with chocolate.
     
  6. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Due to popular demand ...the IPhone will now incorporate the add on technology of the IBuzz .....email an orgasm to your loved ones.
     
  7. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    Dang it Timmie the iBuzzaPhone, was supposed to be our secret weapon, so we could keep that horde of Wild Women off our backs, or was that fronts.............Sheesh now we have to do everything the Old Fashion hard wayLOL
     
  8. Mada_Milty

    Mada_Milty MajorGeek

    Ahem.

    Plenty of young blood to pick of the slack, there, Gray. You take it easy. There's a nice rocking chair on the front porch.
     
  9. musksnipe

    musksnipe Guest

    Oh, these ARE antics. I thought it was just normal for our Dazzling Dou.
     
  10. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    Just like Batman and Robin. Only without the tights...wait...you two don't wear tights, do ya?LOL
     
  11. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    BC wears Depends ....which is why he is so interested in all the new ladies at MG's ...changing time comes so often.
     
  12. musksnipe

    musksnipe Guest

    :eek Did you really have to put that image into my brain? I am still shivering.:cry
     
  13. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    That must make it hard to keep the tights up, what with all the sagging and all.


    a 2 minute job, but just for you musksnipe ;)

    http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3608/batmanandrobinys0.th.jpg
     
  14. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    "Depends" & "Tights" are just for you young "Farts" Timmie, us "Old Dudes" just let it all "Hang-Out", now where the heck did I put my slippersconfusedLOL
     
  15. musksnipe

    musksnipe Guest

    There went my appetite... I think I'll go take a nap, if I don't have a nightmare!
     
  16. BCGray

    BCGray Guest


    Hey LauraR you must be "Working" for our Timmie:mad:mad giving him "Top" billing..................He's the young side kick that always says "Holy CPU's BCGray were did all those Geeklets come from"...........Kinda why I gave up wearing "Tights" and saving his chocolate covered A$$etsLOL
     
  17. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    HEY if I do that my pants will fall down!

    Tried that with trowing bouncing kitty catnip balls out of window to distract them, they too sneeky and wise to take the bait :( I'm doomed
     
  18. Mimsy

    Mimsy Superior Imperial Queen of the MG Games Forum

    Now, if you were throwing computer parts onthe other hand.... :innocent

    *aside* Girls, he's starting to throw things! I think the plan is finally working...
     
  19. Wayne82

    Wayne82 Sergeant Major

    Funny picture BCGray :D :D :D
     
  20. Cat_w_9_lives

    Cat_w_9_lives Major KittyCat

    *re-inflates airbag*

    *reviews inventory list w/gang*

    Now if we could just get him to stop tossing those useless catnip things and tuna!

    *thinks up new ways to taunt Halo*
     
  21. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    Then pull them up around your ears roflmao
     
  22. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    OH NO they are making camp again, must watch to see if they build trojan kitty.


    I will look like Simon Cowell then :eek:
     
  23. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches


    ....Sorry, but thermal underwear doesn't count as tights. Now, as for the Phantom, he wears purple tights, with black striped leather undies worn on the outside. That's either very cool, ...or very scary! :eek: roflmao.
     
  24. abri

    abri MajorGeek



    I got curious when I saw the title and the very high response to this thread. How would you know? Isn't it a fairly well-known common practice for men to pose as dumb women or girls so they get help faster?
    abri
     
  25. bigbazza

    bigbazza R.I.P. 14/12/2011 - Good Onya Geek

    A male "geek" posing as a woman?
    I doubt it.
    If you check the names, or the wording of the postings, or the nicknames, it is fairly easy to pick out the ladies, IMO.
    Just great to see lots of ladies joining here lately. :cool Bazza

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  26. bigbazza

    bigbazza R.I.P. 14/12/2011 - Good Onya Geek

    Wot, no postings in the last 10 hours?
    The thread must be running out of steam. :D;):) Bazza
     
  27. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    No Bazza, haven't you heard the horrible news "Halo" is being held hostage by some Geeklets. They stole all his Vino and (shudder):eek his copy of "Vista"; rumours are he is even considering using "Safari" as his browser. I think the poor lad has been "Reprogramed". Any and all financial donations to free our "Halo" will be gladly accepted by my bank Account #1234567890 and I will attempt to free the poor guy(I promise)LOLLOL
     
  28. bigbazza

    bigbazza R.I.P. 14/12/2011 - Good Onya Geek

    BCG, thanks for pointing out the Apple link to "Safari" browser.:cool
    I've just downloaded it. It's gotta be better than the others I've tried (and consigned to the Recycle Bin, actually straight uninstalled and deleted most of them).:cry:(:p
    An Apple program on my PC! I'll hear from the Big "A", real soon now.;)
    Whooda thunk it. :D A first, in 25 years of PC use, for me, I think. ;) Bazza

    PS: hope Halo survives. Baz
     
  29. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    And an English filly (Rags to Riches) won the Preakness ....girl power ....sign that female up!!!!
     
  30. Cat_w_9_lives

    Cat_w_9_lives Major KittyCat

    Nah we're not holding him hostage BC, he's barricaded himself in cellar.

    *spots Halo moving around in cellar*

    He's trying to hide the hardware down there girls!

    *ducks* darn it, stop tossing catnip at me Halo

    hmm how do we get him out of there

    *drinks a glass of wine* nice bottle u tossed!

    *looks at nice shiney car in drive* I've got an idea

    *uses claws to pick lock* *disconnects alarm* that's better

    *jumps in* Hmm leather interior, cats love leather :drool

    *yells at Halo* Toss out the hardware or I'm using your interior as a scratching post!

    *locks doors n waits*
     
  31. abri

    abri MajorGeek

    <shrugs>
    well, continue deluding yourselves, gentlemen, and thinking girls are something "cute" and "helpless"
    LOL
    abri
     
  32. Natakel

    Natakel Guest

    According to my wife (come to think of it, according to BOTH wives, past and present) these are the main reasons we still exist at all rolleyes


    But, I think it's simply adorable that absolutely nothing can reduce my squared away, masters' degree earning, tough-as-nails wife to a shrieking 4-yr old except a big furry brown spider in the bathtub . . . ! :D
     
  33. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    Oh I dont think thats the main reasons guys exist, theres also putting together things and carrying heavy things... just kidding LOL

    I agree, nothing will make (most) girls scream or run faster then a bug or a rodent :eek
     
  34. Cat_w_9_lives

    Cat_w_9_lives Major KittyCat

    *wakes up* someone clipped my claws while I was sleeping!

    Should have known better to try to come between a MG n his hardware...

    *wipes paw prints off car*

    *deflates air bag*

    *scampers home*
     
  35. savedbythebell

    savedbythebell Private E-2

    hahah this is getting interesting...
     
  36. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    Actually the thread has become very same old same old ...you can only take a 'theme' so far before it becomes stagnant.
     
  37. bigbazza

    bigbazza R.I.P. 14/12/2011 - Good Onya Geek

    Yep, it's kinda got off track from my original comment way back at #1. :D Bazza

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