Funniest Self-deprecating Remark Ever

I was just sitting here, thinking about funny stuff that has happened over the years. One of my most hilarious recollections involved one of my best friends, who uttered it while we were playing golf one day 4-5 years ago.
His father was a golf course pro in New England, and as a result, he had been excellently trained in the finer nuances of the game. However, he never would have passed couth class.
I had him down, on our standard bet, when we came up to the 17th hole to tee off. I had the honor and deftly nailed my 7iron about 10 feet from the hole ( I was also hoping for the greenie side bet ).
Dave stepped up, put his best (really classic ) swing and his ball duck-hooked into the swamp-junk adjacent to the green and vanished.
He grimaced and called himself, loudly, "Blind son of a syphilitic whore!!!!!"
The other 3 of us in the foursome collapsed in hilarious laughter. One of my most favorite memories.