25 Years of Marriage

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY
WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A
CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED
AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT
TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND."

NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, A
NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M
SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE
OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO
GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE
WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN
A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON
A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE
TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO
SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES!

This came in my email, I thought it was cute.

 

Did my wife send that to you? I am sure she said the same exact thing not long ago to me.

 

Haha... thats pretty funny.

 

LMAO!!! That is great!!


~C

 

26 years later - Been there, done that, got the....

 

only took me ten. . .

 

lol . . . that's pretty funny.

I was married for 18 years the first time (we were seperated for the last three). We parted on realitively amicable terms, I guess . . .

It was not till then that I went out and found me a hot brunette . . . :drool

P.S. I discovered, much to my chagrin, that in the 18 years I was married I had forgotten completely how to go about dating . . .

I'd lost my old knack, it seemed. rolleyes

 

I was smart, the first time, I got out about a year and a half into it.... did not part on nice terms and she still pulls stuff today (10 yrs later) Of course, as of June, I will be celebrating the 4th anniversary, world record for me, and well worth it.

~C

 

How did he put up with you for four whole years?

 

My dad used to say he was going to trade my 40 y.o. mom in for 2 20"s

She would always come back with "You aren't even wired for 110"

lol End of argument