A bit slow here tonight?

Maybe a bit a bit dead is more like it.

C'mon folks,, quit scratching your Gluteus Maximuses, and start posting!!!

 

Throw out a topic DP, as long as it is nothing to do with weddings, I'm good

 

An analogy of the historic timelines leading up to message board spamming would be a nice topic.

Hi Susan. Nice to see you.

 

Hi guys...

what're you all up to?

I'm finishing a drawing....

I can't wait for it to be done. ^_________^

 

Evening Dale. Nice to see you too
Now could you kindly run the subject matter by me again, I stopped to change one of the all-terrain tires on my house and by the time I was done I forgot what we were supposed to be talking about it? It's not smart stuff is it?

 

Or,, maybe the the events leading up to the catastrophic downfall of the Edsel,,

 

What?? you changing trailer parks again????

 

Hi Cano, how are you tonight? Are you going to post your pic on your website? Tell me when you do and I will go and look at it.

 

Yeah. I should be posting it up either tonight, or tomorrow. I'll let you know when its up.

 

On the road babe, where ever the wind (or $50 in gas money) takes me.
Just as long as I don't have to talk to anyone named "Bubba", (male or female) I think I'll be fine. Could do with a super ninja vegetable shredder. Do you know where I can find one of those?

 

Cano,, You know that if you post a pic,, it will get chopped, don't ya? It will be in good fun,, but can you take it with a grain of salt,, and with the humor it will be intended for?

 

That's Xflat's deal. I just put the veggies in my driveway, and run 'em over a few times with my 'ol Dodge.

 

Oh. Your middle name isn't Bubba is it???
I was just kidding anyway, I've never seen a ninja vegetable, so I probably wouldn't really need the shredder LOL

 

Its a drawing though... and it'll be on my deviantart account.

But okay.. sure.

 

My middle name is NOT Bubba dear,, It is RolandJimBobRobertE.LeeDocHoliday.

 

What does "take it with a grain of salt" mean? I've never heard that saying before... is that an idiom?

 

A-HA, then I guessed correctly, only a fellow with that particular combination of names would be able to talk to SusanBobbyJoB.AnthonyAnnieOakley.
What a coincidence!




@Cano, don't put it on here lovey, we will look at it on your site. These bad fellas can't be trusted

 

Grain of salt, means to see something that may offend you, or embarass you, or make you mad,, but understand that it was meant in fun, and was not an insult or truly degrading to you in any way. A photochop of a pic of you would be a like that. It would mean that whoever did it thought enough of you to have taken the time, (and it can be considerable time involved) to do that.

 

Alrighty then. Enough niceness,,I almost wanted a piece of quiche, with a glass of milk. Back to spamming, and tequila/beer/etc.

 

In other words, it's an idiom

 

What did you call me???

 

Ummm, by implication, long-winded

 

Oh,, I guess longwinded is better than being an idiom.

 

Idiom:

idiot + male = idiom (male idiot)



I'm an expert on the subject

 

Well,, what the Hell do I know,, I'm in the comfort business. I make sure Idioms are at least comfortable.

 

well duh, that's what she said in the first place
How's your head Alan, any better?

 

Man,, this is depressing. Saturday night, and I don't want to go out partying,, but nobody is keeping me entertained. What to do,,, What to do,,,,

 

Yes it is, thanks. A decent nights sleep and a fistfull of ibuprofen works wonders


@dp - what I meant was I'm an expert at being an idiot

 

Oh,,, I thought you meant you were a mind doctor,, and could bend spoons with a thought,, and could make the world change directions with your mind power. I could do that, but the benefits suck,, and I only got offered 2 weeks paid vacation a year.

 

If you can do that, then will some great big bags of money out of a bank vault and over to my house.

Then I'll pay for another week's vacation

 

God said he'd have get back to me on that.

 

I'll take one of those please.
Or you could just buy a lotto ticket.
If I buy a lotto ticket, I'm not even allowed to touch it, how's that for faith!!!

 

Kiwi!! Where did you go?? We missed you.

 

Oh I was trying to install some software and then I had to reboot my computer and then go outside and bring it back in the house coz it fell out the window and now I need coffee.
Fleppen! Where's the coffee?

 

Fleppen is asleep. (passed out after following the 'lil animals around) Don't you have a Starbucks close by?

 

Erm, reboot means restart your computer, not boot it out the window

 

Yeah, it's in my kitchen! Nearest store is 2.5 miles away, no coffee, oh wait there's an ARCO!
Just had a gift of Kona coffee from Hawaii, don't drink the real stuff at night or I wouldn't be able to sleep. Oh right, I don't anyway lol!

Alan, was worried last night when you didn't sign off, thought you'd passed out at your desk

Wow it's snoozapaloozaville in here isn't it?

 

Well you could have told me that before.
Made me feel better though.
Are you sure???

 

Sorry didn't mean to worry you. I did disconnect after my last post, I hardly ever log off cuz it clears cookies when I do that and then I'm not 'remembered' when I come back *sniff*

 

Hmmm...

Here I am to ruin yer day...again

 

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This gives a more dynamic readout....

 

Been there, tried that

@DP: I KNEW there was something keeping everyone away.
<sniff> I know its not our stimulating conversation, hell even I'm dozing! I know, I know, they all have a life!!! Awwwwwwwwwww

 

Kiwi!!

I posted the drawing up on DeviantArt... it looks really bad up close...

eek.

It looks better in real life. lolol

 

heh, just saved both those BS pics