a couple for the ladies

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to
explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made
me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to
purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?"
I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping
with
me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."

 

lmao. did i miss something? is it friday already? lol. aloha

 

Not in Calif. 3 1/2 hours to go.