B. Hussein Obama's Bailout explained...

When Chuck was a young cowboy in Montana he bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died." Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!" Chuck said, "Sure I can, watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?" Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998." The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Chuck grew up and now works for the government. He's the one who figured out how this "bail-out" is going to work. :major

 

roflmao Classic!!!

 

Paxton007, that was priceless!!:highfiveroflmao

 

Real cute on the Hussein part. Sheesh.:confused

 

Is that not his name Augie? :cool

 

Yes, it is part of his whole given name. As this is the lounge, I'll leave it there.

 

I think we can expand somewhat on this in the lounge, or go to the Hot Button area. It is the man's name.:-D

 

lol - good post, Paxton007

It is indeed his name - Barack Hussein Obama . . . Why do so many people still get all bent out of shape when somebody uses his full name? I can kind of see the angst during the election . . . but now? He got elected, folks.

Are we still not allowed to poke fun at the anointed one? :confused

LOL

 

I smell a fellow Ditto Head..

I wasn't poking fun by using his whole name, well 2/3 of his whole name. When I do that, I call him B. Rock and note that he's got a wicked jump shot. Just because a guy got elected doesn't mean you have to support him, and there's a lot of truth to the original post. He's doing it with AIG right now.

I could have put this in "Hot Button" but I was originally looking for the Jokes thread, it wasn't around, and if it gets too hot in here, it wouldn't offend me if someone moved it. :wave

 

I just call him BO. :-D Sounds like there are a couple of them right wing radicals in here!

 

Honestly I would've prefered Hildawg

 

Fair enough on the name as I always called the last pres. by his middle initial. Good ole' dubya.

 

Not all but some use it by hoping the the power of suggestion would work in their favor associating him with Saddam perhaps?

Think of home grown terrorists such as Eric Rudolph or Timothy McVeigh. We could just as well associate whoever we did not want to vote for with the word usage name play.

fyi = I'm a Ron Paul supporter!