Best Blonde Joke

Maybe the Best Blonde Joke--Ever!
Two blonde girls were working for the city public
Works department. One would dig a hole and the other would
follow behind her and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the
other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously
all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other
girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but
couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked
the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you
two are putting in to your work,
but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only
to have your partner follow behind and fill it up
again?'
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well,
I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a
three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees
called in sick!!

Gotta love it!!!!roflmao

 

You need to stick to messing around with computers, Kathy, because your career as a comedian is dead in the water. :-D

 

nice one ... made me larf anyway thanks:-D

 

Say goodnight Gracie

 

naaahhhh........just keep em coming...that was excellent!!!!!!:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

 

Thanks!!!! I will


JOTS - :neener :-D

 

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

 

Aah, no K. I'm just yankin' ya chain. It's me.....I'm peurile. It was quite witty.
I thought I'd better tell you I was laughing at it before my boy Judas came along and did it for me.

 

Just giving YOU are hard time Joey :-D I knew you were yankin my chain!!

Love this other blonde joke by BILLMCC:-D

 

I got a million jokes but i have to be careful some are a bit risque.
We had a joke thread running here before but i crossed the line and was severely warned about my conduct. (i promise not to go that far again)

 

You gotta be a good boy BILL:-D

 

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde,female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a New York lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them herself.

Two lessons here:
1. Wiseguys never learn.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some men think.

 

A guy goes into a sports bar at 9:55PM on a Friday.
He sits down at the bar next to an attractive blond woman who is busy watching TV.
The guy orders a beer, and also starts watching TV. In a couple of minutes, the 10PM news begins, with a headline story about a possible suicide attempt.
The on-scene camera crew is filming a person who is standing on the ledge of a 20 story building, apparently about to jump.
The guy looks at the blond next to him and says "I bet he jumps". The blond turns towards him and say "I bet he doesn't".
The guy pulls a $20 out of his wallet and says, "Wanna make this interesting?".
The girl matches his $20 and says "sure".
Just about then the person on the building does a beautiful swan dive 20 stories down to the pavement.
The girls says "well, fair is fair, here's the winnings", and hands the guy her $20. He says, "well, I really can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5PM news".
The blonde says "So did I, but I didn't think he'd jump twice!" The guy kept her $20

 

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

 

Gotta love it!!roflmao

 

roflmao

 

A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home, officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

 

A blonde walks into a electrical and asks the store salesman " i want to buy that TV over there how much is it " the salesman replies "sorry we don't serve blondes here" she storms out of the shop goes home and dyes her hair black.
She returns to the store the next day and ask a different salesman "i would like to buy that TV over there how much is it " the sales man looks at her puzzled and says " sorry but we don't serve blondes here " once again she storms out of the store goes home and dyes her hair red.
returning to the same store the next day and asks the salesman once again " how much is that TV over there i want to buy it " the sales man looks at and laughs and says "sorry we don't serve blondes here" well the blonde starts ranting furiously and says "i came here two days ago as a blonde to buy that TV and was told you don't serve blondes so i came back the next day as a brunette the same answer.today i came as a red head still the same how do you know that i am a blonde." the salesman once again looked at her and laughed and replied "because that is not a TV its a microwave.

 

roflmaoroflmao