Best memorable programs or movies sayings

Jackie Gleason to Bayonne:
Baby, You're the Greatest! "
Bang! Zoom! To the moon!"

 

The following is from 'Red Dwarf'. Lister has just made Rimmer a 'state of the art sandwich'

Rimmer: It's like a cross between food and bowel surgery.
Lister: It's well naughty. The trick is to eat it before the bread dissolves.
Rimmer: Where did you get the recipe?
Lister: I'm not sure.... I think it was a book on bacteriological warfare.

or

Holly [after being insulted about his temporarily reduced IQ]: 6? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water!

There's a thousand quotes that could be used from Red Dwarf, but these are two of the best.

 

:eek uke

My image of you is blown.
~~~ Breakfast Club

 

Achilles (Brad Pitt) speech to his men before reaching the shores of Troy.

" Let no man forget how menacing we are, we are lions! "

Or...

Airplane!

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. ...

40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes :-D

 

My favourites are the last same as the last thread like we had,EVERYTHING Lee Ermey says as Drill Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket:-D Its one of my favourite movies of all time you can pluck ANY piece of dialogue from the WHOLE movie and it will be as good as anything posted here.

Couple of my favs from various characters;

 

I saw the film Taxi Driver....well not so much watched, more tolerated. I only watched it cos The Clash did a song about it. One of the most over hyped films I've ever had the misfortune to come across. However, this ain't a film critique forum and this line stood out.

Travis Bickle: All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pu**ies, b*ggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets

 

Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich in "The Fifth Eliment" back in 1997.
"BADA BING BADA BANG BADA BOOM"
After she jumped from the ledge and landed in the back seat of his cab.

 

:-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI

 

Chi -- kon, GOOD!

 

That was the best part...

 

Good movie but they play it so many times on TV over here its completely lost its appeal...

 

yippie ki-yay m-f

 

Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of ****in' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: A story. A man fires a rifle for many years. and he goes to war. And afterwards he comes home, and he sees that whatever else he may do with his life - build a house, love a woman, change his son's diaper - he will always remain a jarhead. And all the jarheads killing and dying, they will always be me. We are still in the desert.

http://www.whoisjohngalt.com/2009/02/the-john-galt-minispeech.html <-- who is john galt? an amazing speech that will change your perspective!

 

It's nothing personal. It's just business.

You should not have to ask where that is from.

 

From spaceballs:-D

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!!

 

Dr. Gonzo: Let's give the boy a lift.
Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.

 

That was/is a great show. :-D

 

From Blackadder goes forth.
"We're in a sticky situation all right. This is the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got caught on a sticky bun."

 

ANDREW
You never competed
in your whole life!

BENDER
(with mock hurt)
Oh, I know...I feel all empty inside
because of it. I have such a deep
admiration for guys that roll around
on the floor with other guys!

ANDREW
Ahhh...you'd never miss it. You
don't have any goals.

BENDER
Oh, but I do!

ANDREW
Yeah?

BENDER
I wanna be just--like--you! I
figure all I need's a lobotomy and
some tights!

Brian becomes interested.

BRIAN
You wear tights?

ANDREW
(to Brian)
No I don't wear tights, I wear the
required uniform...

BRIAN
Tights...

ANDREW
(defensive)
Shut up!

~~~ Breakfast Club

 

"Get away from her, you BITCH!!"

Ripley in Aliens.

 

In case you don't know - It was this film that prompted John Hinkley to shoot President Reagen, he also had a crush on Jodie Foster who played a teenage hooker in it, nice huh? rolleyes I'm sure he is locked up still.
That was also when John Brady was shot in the head. Some bill went into affect after (The Brady Act)
Actually I remember It and if not for the secret service knocking Brady to the ground to protect him, he would not have been shot in the head as they were wrestling the gun away.

That and his famous, "you talkin to me?" scene in the mirror.