Can we stop the religious wars?

And do something more important? Like... Worship me. I require homage.

 

No.....


We might go ahead and worship you,, but we are going to have out jihad anyway,,

 

List of people to smite:

1. dperino

Method to be smote:

over exposure to teletubbies

 

I'm not even going to pretend I understand that. But,, then,, I am a mere mortal,, and have not the wherewithall to understand .


Teletubbies are just wannabe cannoli clan. I scoff at them

 

I require roughage.

 

it's good that you dont understand, itll make your demise more sucky.

today is anti vocabulary day. just freaking make up any word thats ounds good when your brain trips over a word.

 

Lettuce? What are you, a freaking rabbit? Rabbits are wonderful creatures, with a side of potatoes

 

I do that everyday. So is this a day that is celebrating me???? Cool,,,

 

I only grant holidays for unwaivering loyalty. i.e. you want a holidy you're gonna do b*tch work for it.

 

Like "ounds"

It's the ounds, Holmes, the ounds!

 

Sorry darlin'. The creed of the Talibong demands that the gunslinger/activities director, does no B*tch work for anyone. Carry on though,, this is fun.

 

Too many carbs. I prefer rabbit with a side of panda.

 

Just for that you get to bee the creepy green pimp with the indecent rod on his head.

 

She what you people dont get, is that when all the canollis and tacos of the world have done battle and died, wenchists are going to be the ones to bury all your bloody bodies and laugh at your futility. Wenchism is eternal.

 

See, you're not cool enough to be a real pimp, you get the wannabe hat and forehead weiner.

 

This may or may not be true,, but even if it is,, What fun will it be to be on your throne high above everything,, and everything is already gone by way of the Talibong/Sugar fairy wars?? If there is an ultimate being,, but there isn't anybody left to be ultimate over,, then what's the point?? you might as well join up with the strong (Talibong) and help destroy the weak. Can you see the logic in this ,, Oh Supreme one?????

 

no, cus once you fools keel over, i make new fools. DUH.

thats the beauty of free will.... laughing at it

 

Lord,, you might be almost as twisted as I am Wenchie,,,, That's very cool.

 

nah, i can only do THAT twisted thing after a few beers and a long night...

 

Ahh,, C'mon,, fess up. You are a twisted sister.

 

Thats like calling the grand canyon a little hole. 10 points for the understatement of the year!

 

Jeez Wenchie, you'd better lay off the meat products for a while
Did xflat send you his meat-o-rama package. Sounds like you could kill the dragon with a word or two tonight, I see the weaklings running screaming for the hills
Mayhem and savagery. Very nice.

 

That's why Wenchie is going after me tonight, She knows that I am so cool that I can't be swayed by her,, or she thinks that I am too dense to know what she means. Either way,, I am happy she is actually responding to things like she used to. We missed ya Twisted Sister.

 

Early chats that you guys had were one of the reasons I thought it would be fun here. When it's going good, observing is just as much fun.
About that "cool" thing though...

 

as far as religious wars go. . what else would the world do,
eat taco's and cannoli's together?
No

The world as an overabundence of self rightousness allready.

peace can only be acheived by. . . .
it never can
we may stop fighting,someday(maybe)
but we will never truely be at peace
(untill Wenchie sets us free)

 

About that "cool thing though",,,,, yes?? would you want to expand on that????

 

Ah well some of us find the gunslinger amusing and charming when needs be......
If that is what he needs to hear.
But don't go thinking you will be getting homage too. One homage payment a night is enough and Wenchie already demanded it.

 

Oh. Jeez,, I have lost my edge. I guess I'll just ,,,,, Man,, this is depressing,,,
I'm getting beat up on from all sides tonight.

 

Oh alright....
All hail the mighty (and very cool) gunslinger, Dale of Arizona.
We are awed to be in your presence and just amazed that someone as cool as you would take the time to talk to one as small as us. Even a little one like me, with my eyes burned out by the California sun and skin seared by the heat of the New York witches breath.
Thank you.

 

You need a smoothy dear,,,

 

I know

 

Make enough for two? I need one too. Then I'll go and exterminate Pegg.

 

Ha Now you are talking. Sharpen that stick and let's do some damage.



We could use reinforcements, where is everybody?

 

We dont need anybody else. You bake pies and throw them at the infidels,, and when they reach to catch them,, I'll shoot them. No problems.

 

That sounds like a lot of work and a waste of good pies. Let's just blow them up. Please, can we huh, please?
You can still shoot them if you want though

 

Ah man, kiwi, we need to grow you a spine! Never give in! when they cry, don't comfort them... laugh at them!!! call them silly ninnys and mock their ancestors, but never give them compliments!!!!! Dastardly deed is what tyranny is all about!!!

 

AND Cannoli

 

What exactly IS a fresh backed pie? and when did pies grow body parts? And which one are we calling fuzzy nuts now?

 

Hey there Wenchie
Jeez, alright, I give in again!..(sorry)
So I need to pwactice my wicked wenching ways. Awight, can't be that hard.....
1. Gwow spine
2. Get a dwagon
3. make all men worship me more (second after Wenchie, of course)
4. Demand homage ......
Okay, well that doesn't sound so hard

But you know I still can't to stand to see (cool) grown men cry.
Maybe I can be a semi-wench


@xflat about that fuzzy nuts backed pie...
Never mind Wenchie, long story..

 

Oh gawd....
Too much info, X-boss....LOL

 

Ack...still too much....LOL
Maybe you should go have a steinie and a swim.
Half hour break can't hurt!
BTW, glad to see you made it through the 4th with your body parts intact, we were a little worried considering the dynamite and all

 

Yep. Issues
Have a nap.
Stop dreaming about Kodo.
People will talk.

 

Not in the summer months X,, I'm not into saddle rash.

 

Okay, I've been spine growing all day and working on ancestor mocking (that is going to be hard, I like my venom with a splash of humor ).
So what do I get?
How long til I am homage-worthy?

(Bah, Wenchie is a great mentor but is always off dragon-slaying when I need her ...)

 

Please Susan. We love ya just the way you are. Don't get all venomous and stuff on us.

 

Still too much info......

 

Well can I still get homage?
Venom would be too much work for me anyway, I'll stick to low level sarcasm and wit!
It was Wenchie's idea to grow me a spine. I thought I was flopping along quite well without one

 

Can we stop the religious wars?

Then what would the Jarheads do?

 

Hang out here with the rest of them

 

Is that anything like a Long Island Iced Tea?