Cheeseball Bubble Lips

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jarcher, Nov 7, 2004.

  1. jarcher

    jarcher I can't handle a title

    > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break
    > up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not-
    >
    > Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once
    > you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and
    > family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it
    > to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult- my son-in-law's senior
    > manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
    >
    > The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants. And
    > the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor
    > forces everyone to assume new names...
    >
    > -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    >
    > a = poopsie
    > b = lumpy
    > c = buttercup
    > d = gadget
    > e = crusty
    > f = greasy
    > g = fluffy
    > h = cheeseball
    > i = chim-chim
    > j = stinky
    > k = flunky
    > l = boobie
    > m = pinky
    > n = zippy
    > o = goober
    > p = doofus
    > q = slimy
    > r = loopy
    > s = snotty
    > t = tootie
    > u = dorkey
    > v = squeezit
    > w = oprah
    > x = skipper
    > y = dinky
    > z = zsa-zsa
    >
    > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new
    > last name:
    >
    > a = apple
    > b = toilet
    > c = giggle
    > d = burger
    > e = girdle
    > f = barf
    > g = lizard
    > h = waffle
    > i = tootie
    > j = monkey
    > k = potty
    > l = liver
    > m = banana
    > n = rhino
    > o = bubble
    > p = hamster
    > q = toad
    > r = gizzard
    > s = pizza
    > t = gerbil
    > u = chicken
    > v = pickle
    > w = chuckle
    > x = tofu
    > y = gorilla
    > z = stinker
    >
    > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new
    > last name:
    >
    > a = head
    > b = mouth
    > c = face
    > d = nose
    > e = tush
    > f = breath
    > g = pants
    > h = shorts
    > i = lips
    > j = honker
    > k = butt
    > l = brain
    > m = tushie
    > n = chunks
    > o = hiney
    > p = biscuits
    > q = toes
    > r = buns
    > s = fanny
    > t = sniffer
    > u = sprinkles
    > v = kisser
    > w = squirt
    > x = humperdinck
    > y = brains
    > z = juice
    >
    > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
    > And remember that children
    > laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put
    > more laughter in your day
     
  2. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    loopy gigglesprinkles
     
  3. Vonnie

    Vonnie Sergeant

    Loopy Applebrain
     
  4. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    pinky bubble-lips (no relation to jarcher) :)
     
  5. slider

    slider Major Wise-***

    Dinky Tootiefanny ????
     
  6. BLAJY

    BLAJY Corporal

    Zippy Bubblefanny :mad:

    I work hard to keep my fanny unbubbly looking. LOL
     
  7. animatorStrike

    animatorStrike <a href="http://www.acrodata.com/fun/waaa.jpg">Rid

    Loopy pizzatush :)
     
  8. cindysnoopy

    cindysnoopy Shotgun!

    Zippy Liverbrain married to Chim-chim Liverbrain :D
     
  9. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    loopy bubble tush (I'm sure I've done this before...)

    Star17 is loopy too :p (loopy tooty brain IIRC ;) )
     
  10. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    I'm another Looper:- "Loopy Applenose" - It aint that big! :rolleyes:
     
  11. sibeer

    sibeer MajorGeek

    I'm Pinky BubbleNose............... are we related?
     
  12. CLarKEY

    CLarKEY Private Epilepic Seizure Inducer

    boobie liverbuns
     
  13. Anon-15281db623

    Anon-15281db623 Anonymized

    tootie gorillahead

    LMAO

    :cool:

    cooked
     
  14. RexNoctis

    RexNoctis Corporal

    Zippy Bubbletush !!

    I got this in an email a couple of weeks ago, funniest thing was when my sister was amazed that we both got Bubbletush :) She felt a bit daft when it was explained :)
     
  15. Ken3

    Ken3 MajorGeek

    :eek: pinky bubblebuns :D
     
  16. cindysnoopy

    cindysnoopy Shotgun!

    My maiden name was zippy gizzardbrain :)
     
  17. mispon

    mispon Brigadier Boingy

    Yeh, well Laura is a bit daft. :)

    Gadget Bubbletush. :D
     
  18. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Bubbletush's rule! :D ;)
     
  19. Jamiko

    Jamiko Sergeant

    Pinky Bubblebutt

    Seems there are more than a few Bubble-somethings and even a few Pinky's as well.
     
  20. Zulu-1

    Zulu-1 Specialist

    Buttercup Girddlenose :D :D

    lol..
     
  21. LostGirls9

    LostGirls9 MajorGeek

    I don't have a fourth letter in my last name so I ended up with the name Tootie Girdle :eek:
     
  22. cindysnoopy

    cindysnoopy Shotgun!

    I think you should then have to use the 3rd letter instead, making you Tootie Girdletush ;) :D
     
  23. Maxwell

    Maxwell Folgers

    Zippy Bubblesniffer

    I think it is high likely that the second letter of your surname is a vowel hence all the Bubble-somethings.
     
  24. Uncle Bob

    Uncle Bob MajorGeek

    lumpy girdletush
     
  25. airwolf9090

    airwolf9090 Corporal

    chim-chim gizzardface
    ok that name would stick like gum in your hair
     

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