Christmas for Phantom and the Aussies

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by G.T., Dec 13, 2005.

  1. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Found at another site. Seems most appropriate. :)

    Jingle Bells (Aussie style)

    Dashing through the bush,
    in a rusty Holden Ute,
    Kicking up the dust,
    esky in the boot,
    Kelpie by my side,
    singing Christmas songs,
    It's Summer time and I am in
    my singlet, shorts and thongs

    Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
    Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
    Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !,
    Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

    Engine's getting hot;
    we dodge the kangaroos,
    The swaggie climbs aboard,
    he is welcome too.
    All the family's there,
    sitting by the pool,
    Christmas Day the Aussie way,
    by the barbecue.

    Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
    Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
    Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
    Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

    Come the afternoon,
    Grandpa has a doze,
    The kids and Uncle Bruce,
    are swimming in their clothes.
    The time comes 'round to go,
    we take the family snap,
    Pack the car and all shoot through,
    before the washing up.

    Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
    Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
    Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
    Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.
     
  2. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    hehe,who gets to carve the barbecued shrimp? :p

    :)
     
  3. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    hahahhahah superb.... I guess our Aussie members will love this... have a great one guys and sheilas ;)
     
  4. Bobomoomin

    Bobomoomin Specialist

    Yea brilliant :D
     
  5. bigbazza

    bigbazza R.I.P. 14/12/2011 - Good Onya Geek

    Despite what the old Paul Hogan ads said. We have prawns here, not bl**dy shrimp.

    Great post with the words. I had a Holden ute, once. Not rusty though. Have a great festive season, one and all.

    Bazza

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