Christmas in a "Nut"shell?

Schizophrenia:
Do you Hear what I Hear

Multiple Personality Disorder:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia;
I Don't know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic;
Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me

Manic:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets.....

Paranoid;
Santa Claus is Coming to get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder;
Thoughts of roasting on an open Fire

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
JIngle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Senile Dementia:
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My house in My Robe and Slippers

Oppositional Defiant Disorder:
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause so I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder:
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit here and Hyperventilate

Merry Christmas all.

 

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