Cigarettes And Tampons

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is
looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the
correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you
were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, " You see, it's like
this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;
cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my
own ............. so does she.

 

Man that is sooooooo cool. Thnx I needed a laugh.

 

lmao

 

:d :d :d

 

i think you got that upside down bob

 

I clicked on the faces. Thats what came out. I probably need to type at least 2 characters before the smilies.

 

no, they just need to be capital D's so it's :d vs

but lmao at the joke

 

Hee hee heee....

 

Modern technology is just so wonderful. So, they really do make "tailor mades" these days? Amazing......

 

oh man, that's just not right..lol!!

 

always old fasiond

 

Yepper...

 

Also called "ready rolled"