Coronavirus Memes

I noticed many memes on MajorGeeks.com. Humour can't kill the virus but can help us a little to cope with lockdown.

Don't be insensitive.
Think before you post.

 

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That's like playing the sims .lul

 

hopefully, at least will put a smile on your face

What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock? A hook, line, and stinker.

I love optometrist jokes but they keep getting cornea and cornea.

What is the best way to get in contact with a fish? Drop it a line.

Apparently you can't use 'beef stew' as a password. It's not stroganoff.

Knock, knock....who's there? Cash.....cash who? You're a nut!

Grocery store clerk to customer: "Wanna hear a joke?" Customer: "Sure." Clerk: "Did you find everything you need?"

Today I ran out of toilet paper and I have been forced to wipe my bum with lettuce leaves......... I fear this is just the tip of the iceberg!

My cleaning lady just messaged to say she will be working from home and will send me instructions on what to do.

Many parents are just about to discover the teacher is not the problem.

I've almost completed my 90 day trial of 2020. How do I cancel?

Anyone else feel like life is being written by a fourth grader? "And there was this virus and every- one was scared. And then the world ran out of toilet paper. Yeah, and then there was like no school for a month."

We're about two weeks away from seeing everyone's true hair color.

Looks like we'll also need to bail out our political and science fiction writers, and retrain them to be historians.

Reminder: 9pm is the time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.

Tomorrow is the National Home-school Tornado Drill. Lock your kids in the basement until you give the all clear. You’re welcome!

I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.

2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people

The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home-schooled by day drinkers.

This virus has done what no woman had been able to do...cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!

Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!

Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!

Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???

I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend? Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.

Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this virus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions.

I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”

When this is over...what meeting do I attend first...Weight Watchers or AA?

Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

 

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Crikey I hope Tim doesn't see this ........... that would be all we need

Second thoughts......maybe a good idea for Tim......free fuel for the ride on mower

 

We need an official document when travelling on a highway.

 

oh no the chicken escaped get rocky to catch it.

 

I resemble that

Prince Charles is isolating at Windsor with Covid-19,
Prince Andrew is isolating at Balmoral with Jennifer-14

 

Lordy, Lordy...that's an age...

 

Oooooh Noooo! Not Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa! That's always been my favourite artwork of his...no, no, no! Her smile is what it's all about...

 

lol trust you!

 

I couldn't resist...

 

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