epic 4g from samsung

first a rant,
I can't find a simple phone that I can also take pictures, send via text, check my email, store my songs, has a good battery, 2 cameras, that I can watch NetFlix on, and has an actual keyboard so my fat fingers dont destroy the screen
I finally thought the EPIC from Sam sung would be better than my Sprint, RumorLG...
opps
I dont want to have to have 4 steps to find an "app" so I can take a f**** picture
I dont want to have to press the screen to look through contacts
I dont want to have to touch the screen because it will invariably press some button and leave the task I'm doing(taking a picture, composing a text) I want it easy to us, so I dont have 4steps to do everything
and certainly I want it to the keyboard to slide to the LEFT, because I am right handed(like 90% of people)
I have 30 days to get a new phone, although I still dont know what is betterthen this Epic phone
so hopefullly you guys can clear up some questions for me


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1. I made a mistake and did what the salesman told me to and added my gmail account that i use as to my phone
Now I have 4000 contacts and when I want look through contacts that i can actually call, it is beyond a pain in the butt
how do I delete all non-phone contacts?

2 I want to use the 4G hotspot, I can turn it on and use it, but my laptop will connect to it(the phone number is the password) but it says I wont get internet service...how do I fix this?

3. my friend has Iphone and uses Facetime, I made her download Qix so I could use my Epic and talk to her
she did, so I called her and when we connect via Qix, we get disconected immediately because our versions are incompatible? I dont know how to re-downloard Qix(it was on my phone)
but what do I do to fix this problem?