Evening...

Howdy Shmoudy!

My name is Woo... Don't know what to say really...

I was born in and live in Essex, UK! Woohoo... And no jokes about Essex, otherwise you will get my Killer Bees from my Wootang hive... That just so happens to be stored here on my profile area thingy :major

Err...

I work for these people if ya interested at all? http://www.hart-stone.co.uk - they are a Granite Worktops manufacturer :kissmy... sorry to be rude! (thought it was appropriate) - heck it is my boss after all :dancer

I work there as polisher and a sandwich gopher currently!! :zzz:zzz:zzz

I know I know.... ya falling asleep..

Well hi anyway!

Woo

 

Hi Kestrel, I was beginning to think that know one liked me

Where r u from?

Woo:cool

 

p.s. I only do ham and pickle :booger

 

Aha, the midlands eh?

Regarding the sarnie... I will attach it to my mates torch, so you can see it coming, then I will attch it to our handy catapult that we just so happen to have...

And the rest...

Well look out ya window, and when you see a light that smells of pig flying towards you... You will know that pigs do fly...

And subsequently...

You will have ya sandwich!

Cool plan or what

 

lol...

You're funny!

 

So.. what do you do in da midlands?

 

How can you say you are a true lurker (i.e. a non contributor) if ya a student?

Thats a cool thing to do.. Thats what my Bro is doing! :confused

I am a mere granite worktop polisher, atleast you are studying... I wish I could go back and do it different?

 

So.... Whatcha studying? :yum

 

MRU?

I have told you already I am mere polisher, you can't use complex phrases :cry

 

Aha!

Malware eh :confused

Is that like clothing for malnourished people

Soooorrry :yum

Bad joke

 

So, where will you work when you have finished the course?

 

Chill Winston!

If it don't work, you could always sign up here - http://www.armyjobs.mod.uk/ - I am sure there is a need for malware engineers - They will just tell you that and then when you are in the field, you will have to fight just to stay alive - clever UK Army deception skills

 

Heck, you could always join me at Hart-Stone - I could get you a job as a Granite Worktop polisher - we deliver to the midlands area... you seem like quite a spot on person!

 

I am just kidding around, but keep ya head up hi dude! And my Unc was in the RAF Reg... I was just kiddin' around

 

err... u do need transportrolleyes

 

No it's cool.... You're funny - atleast you have personality!!!

Nice chatting... am off to bed!

Cya :cool

 

:wave and welcome to MG's..

i see you have already met kesLOL

i'l give you a week and you will be joining the rest of us in therapyroflmao

 

Aha,

Yes I have met her..

And now I have met you

Sorry... had way too much to drink :crap

Hope ya well anyway