Farting Around

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Fred_G, Mar 28, 2009.

  1. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

  2. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    lol...you're a sick man, Fred.
     
  3. buggabear

    buggabear MajorGeek

    Some days that would really come in handy.
    That's all I have to say about that.
     
  4. wildwolf220

    wildwolf220 Oracle of Doom

    Better out that in:)
     
  5. lbmest

    lbmest MajorGeek

    roflmaoroflmaoroflmao
    Good Sunday AM wake up laugh.
     
  6. BILLMCC66

    BILLMCC66 Bionic Belgian

  7. joey off the street

    joey off the street Lounge Lizard No.1

  8. KathyM

    KathyM Master Sergeant

    roflmao that was just tooooooo funny!!
     
  9. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    What's with guys and farts?? :p



    My daughter has an itouch. She downloaded a 'fart on demand' (or something) app. rolleyes
     
  10. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    OMG, Blazing Saddles, classic, I remember when that was shocking, how times change :-o
     
  11. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    Like women don't fart. ;)

    Your daughter has an Ifart?
    LOL
     
    Last edited: Mar 29, 2009
  12. ASUS

    ASUS MajorGeek

  13. buggabear

    buggabear MajorGeek

    Yeah Yeah, what he said...:-D:-D
     
  14. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    Of course we don't! Don't you know anything??rolleyes

    and yes, yes she does. I'm so proud.
     
  15. oma

    oma MajorGeek

    Darn (!)es! :cry

    PS: no, not you Fred_G ;)
     

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  16. joey off the street

    joey off the street Lounge Lizard No.1

    Of course they do, they just don't make a noise. Silent but deadly.
     
  17. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    I have a friend who's farts are so vile that one night he did a 'covered wagon' with his wife on the couch, she projectile vomited all over the wall. :puke
     
  18. buggabear

    buggabear MajorGeek

    I mentioned that to my wife a few years ago just joking of course and she threatened to divorce me if I ever did that to her.
    When I heard the store I thought it was funny, she didn't, no sense of humor
     
  19. joey off the street

    joey off the street Lounge Lizard No.1


    WTF?

    Wish I had that effect. Unfortunately, mine smell like lavender or sometimes mountain pine if I've been on the vindaloos and Guinness. :yum
     
  20. buggabear

    buggabear MajorGeek

    you realize it only smell that way to you.
     
  21. ~Huskies~

    ~Huskies~ Private E-2

    Fred, I bet you just found that so very funny didn't you:-Drolleyes?

    Buggabear, I'm with your wife. I would see your 'a@$' in court so fast, you wouldn't know if it was the wind behind you or someone passing you just "farting around"

    I just think somethings need to be done in private:-o, like in the bathroom:p, where I a lady does it:-o:p. Just ask my hubby he hates that I say that:mad...what everLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
     
  22. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    I tell mine that all the time!

    He just looks at me and rolls his eyes.
     
  23. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    I found that to be screamingly funny Huskies! I learned long ago that when he mad that certain evil little smile, to run away! His wife was not amused though. I guess some folks just don't have much of a sense of humor. :wine
     

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