Female hormones found in beer

Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer,
men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink
within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men
gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit
down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.

 

LOL

You had me worried there for a minute.

 

LOL...

I work in a bar.... mind if I copy this to take into work?
Then again, it might be bad for business seeing as how emotional and up tight some of the drinkers can get.

 

oops... ended up double posting when I got kicked off line.....

 

makes sence to me.......wobbles

 

Hmmm...So what that 'study' is saying, is that men have to kill of one half to seventy five percent of their brain cell in order to think and act like women.


I'll buy that

 

They even had man boobs

 

No. Hairy Palms is a resort town in Southern California.

 

Ditto. I thought I was gonna have to switch to whiskey Whew!

 

No beer for me

Just give me some Kentucky Bourbon

 

I've looked at a glass of beer, and seen HUGE female hormones there. I was at a place called the Candy Store. I might have been actually looking through my beer though.

 

Man boobs are pretty much the only kind of boobs you get to play with at your age..

 

Ewwwwwwwwww
The imagery <shudder>
You all should take Candy and go play in the Hooters Bar in Hairy Palms, CA
Good grief....

 

Bah, you're obviously wrong. Now go make me some pie and then learn to drive

 

Oooh,, you got brass alanc,,,

 

#$@%!!!

Bah? You bah'd me? The supreme pie woman of California?

No pie for you

(This will take a while, but sleep with one eye open alanc, one eye open.....)

 

Can you send me his pie instead?

 

LK, you're not making sense, maybe you're just not thinking rationally

 

I'll take some of that Hooter's Pie if you don't mind. Please.

 

You don't want pie from hooters....it's not healthy.

 

Uh,, well,,,, uh,,,


I need to not touch that one,,,,

 

I will *touchy* *touchy* *feeley*

 

musky that could make you very sick.

 

Wouldn't be a good idea. Nope. Uh-uh...

 

umm, didn't he already touch one?