Finally, something useful in Arizona

Gila monster spit:

There's excitement about exenatide, an experimental new drug for type 2 diabetes.
It's made from the saliva of the Gila monster.
It's the first in a new class called incretin mimetics.
Incretins are hormones that stimulate insulin secretion in response to a meal. Exenatide works similarly to the human hormone, "glucagon-like polypeptide-1"...or GLP-1.
These hormones lower blood glucose...lead to modest weight loss...and might also help preserve pancreatic beta-cell function.
(copyright 2004, Pharmacist's Letter)

 

They give 'em a little chewing tobacco. The difficult part is training them to hit the spitoon.

 

I always thought AZ was useful.










After all, that's where they had the Moon landings

 

An Arizona bash thread??? Is this the best you can come up with??? Jeez,,, amateurs,,,

 

Yeah they need to do better that this

Come on bring it on

Newbies


THe way you get the spit out of them lizards is
Just walk up to them and have them bite youD

Now now don't go out there an actually try this. those things can kill you

 

Actually, Gila Monster spit has been a closely guarded Arizona secret for hundreds of years. It is an old Salado indian shaman concoction. You mix it with certain cactus buttons,, and it is a sure cure for boredom.

 

I'm not 400. I'm 399.99,,,

 

Welp, I chased me down a Gila Monster from the City Zoo and I bit it fair on it's leg. Didn't do a damn thing for my Diabetes!




....I'm growing pink scales and hissing a lot lately, though!

 

So is this a thread about spitting lizards or Arizona bashing. If it's the first just give the little critters some peppers, that will make 'em salivate.
If it's bashing you amatures need to get better ammo.
Plus give me your physical address and I'll send your very own Gila Monster...

 

Just don't tell them what those critters become when they grow up.

 

They get them to train with the Italian soccer team. Then they put them in front of some Danish players and use a bucket.

 

I'll give them a little hint..just look at my avatar....

 

Will they cooperate?