Fred_G, Are You Sure?

Fred, you're plans to takeover Canada has some people really worried.....like this guy http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090407/ap_on_re_us/stolen_plane He stole a single engine plane and braved being shot down by two F-16s just to escape the oncoming invasion!:-D Now I don't know what you said, or did, but there appears to be an unusual amount of Canadians seeking refuge in the U.S.. I think your reputation preceeds youroflmao

 

......And he wanted to commit suicide to escape the right wing junta that is imminent. Expect more irrational attempts at 'Escape from Canada' in the immediate future.

 

Get them scared and the battle is half over.
Way to go. Don't let up.

 

I hope we have more exports like that to the US! We successfully got rid of William Shatner, Alex Trebek, Celine Dion and Howie Mandell to name just a few. The air smells much cleaner now.:-D

 

Yeah, just what we need, 2 game show hosts, a singer, and a starship captain....thanks Canada:neener:-D

 

Hang on!! We had Hughie Green, the biggest :*** ever. We sent him over to the Canadians and what did they do? Sent the smegger back. Waddick Hunt.

 

You want some more? Paul Anka, Leslie Neilsen, Neil Young, Pamela Anderson, Michael J Fox, Jason Priestley. :-D Thanks for having them. LOL

 

Bah, simply removing potential military recruits. And see, I am already outsourcing the care of crazy people to another country. See, watching out for my future peep's best interest. :-D

Poor guy is lucky he was not shot down. I hope he gets help.

 

We've got quite a bit of Americans living here who didn't want to be drafted in earlier wars and established themselves here. Is it time to send them back to the good ole US of A.? :-D Or will you, once crowned as our savior in Canada, give them a single ticket back home?

Yeah the guy was lucky he wasn't shot down although he said he wanted that to happen.

 

The military potential of the ones there is weak. I am pretty sure I can trick them to get on a plane to another country, unless they prove useful. :-D

 

It's a wonder why we don't call each other ya'll.:-D Must be something to do with insulation. A mobile home here is insulated.

 

You lost me there Augie. If I were the easily offended type, I might think you were referring to a chemical in the insulation of my tin can and my vocabulary. :-D

 

You could use them as border guards eh? Or do you plan to annex Canada once here and plant the USA flag here? :-D

Wait a minute, I can fly over to the USA and say that I discovered America!! Sorta what Columbus did.

 

Heard that expression so much in a previous job that it started to p*ss me off. :-D

 

What is this? South Park: The Real Life?

roflmao

 

I sho ain't a gonna be answering that one, ya'll! Ya'll can just sorta figre outta that one on ya'lls own if'n you got the smarts:-D

 

Jeez, it's tough to not comment in a family friendly way here! roflmao

 

I am glad that we have Capt. Kirk!!!!! :-D

 

Well, with what I think the future of the USA, I will most likely make my own flag. The Canadian one is pretty nice looking, might keep it. It would be a waste of $ to change out all the flags.

Actually, I will just threaten to draft them into my new army, and they will run to the US.

" Jeez, it's tough to not comment in a family friendly way here! roflmao"

You might not want to offend your future leader... :-D

 

Perhaps you, being a fairly new member don't know the story. I am banned from Canada due to an unwise criminal act from 10 years ago. So I have officially declared war on Canada and am currently putting together my evil secret plan to take over Canada. :guns

 

That would make a great movie.Suspense, intrigue, excitement, violent (hopefully not too violent) takeover.Get a good cast and directors.
Make enough money, then buy the place without firing a shot.
I'll get the popcorn.

 

Why would I buy what I can take? I am a greedy right wing American? :-D I do plan on it being a non-lethal assault. Might have to shoot a couple of them just as an example. Maybe I can find some with fake limbs, shoot them in the fake limb and use some special effects blood to trick them.

 

My kind of guy. Where is the enlistment center?

 

Glad you asked!! We have ourselves a pickle barrel set up near Possum Creek, just south of Tumblin' Fork Road. Just follow Main St. northward for 'bout 3 miles and turn left at the old Magnolia tree and we be 'bout 30 yards on the left, behind the Weeping Willow tree....can't miss us!! The first 50 people that signs up will get a freshly cooked pot of Racoon Stew laced with rabbit pellets and a small jug of Uncle Joe's famous 'White Lightin'!! Hurry on down now!!:-D

 

Or just call BR-549.

 

Ahh, no. We have a Pickle Barrel restaurant that serves some good burgers. Not as good as mine, but they are good. Plus they have almost a hundred kinds of beers to try! I recruit there. But, as you can see, Stubby is in charge of my Eastern Command, and is using some unique ideas. My peeps are smart! :-D

 

Like your Pickle Barrel better, but his White Lightnin' is a powerful incentive also.
Decisions, decisions.

 

You could also join and open the North East Command. :-D

 

*Handing over my sewing machine* so you can make your own flag. When sewing don't forget to remove one *star* from the flag when you conquer my country as you seem to be in a *state* on/of its own. :-D

 

Well hrlow2, you gotta give Fred one thing....he sure does cover ALL his bases well, doesn't he-D

 

Oma, what the heck would I do with a sewing machine? Can I download stuff via Cat5 and it sews the design? Does your sewing machine have the interweb? :-D

 

A future government should cover all bases. I like to keep things simple, easy to understand, easy to execute (government policy, or maybe pirates, but not citizens) and easy to pay for.

Like the Canadian flag, I might redesign it, but if I do, the old flags will be replaced with new flags when the old ones get worn out. You have to be pretty thrifty to try to take over and run a country.

 

Pickle Barrel doesn't put wine in their burgers like you do, but they're tasty.

You just anointed Stubby, will he take over Canada with a bike just like you or come in a row boat up the Great Lakes or the Atlantic? We need to know your strategy to lay out red carpets when you both arrive. LOL

 

Make your own flag! No, my sewing machine has cobwebs.....

 

Oma, it is a super secret plan for taking over Canada. We can't just list exactly how we are going to do it!

If I take over Canada, they will put wine in the burgers! At least in the Canadian ones, if there are any.

Now see, that goes to my philosophy of government. I want to make burgers better for everyone. Not just the rich, not just high end places, we all need wine in our burgers.

California seems to be having some problems, we might could buy/annex some of the wine country for our burgers... :-D

 

Now you're talking government takeover by wanting to purchase/annex California's wine country and spending OUR tax $$??? :confused Doesn't that also go against your conservative grain by redistributing the wine eh? :confused Our wine regions in BC and Niagara will be pleased to meet you and the Pickle Barrel chains as well.

 

Give it a few years Oma. I think it will be a bargain. If my future citizens do not want to take over wine country in CA, I will withdraw my intentions until it is financially advantageous to the new Canada.

Does Canada make a good Cabernet Sauvignon? And I suspect it may be too cool for Pinot Noir grapes.

I require Cabernet Sauvignon and Pinot Noir. We can compromise and import what Canada can't produce. I like French wines as well.

See, I am a benevolent ruler and care about what my future citizens want to do with the future of our country.

 

Exactly right man! They'll want to run to the US to exterminate you for interrupting their beer sessions! Have you not learned anything from me yet? roflmao