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Freddy's Friday Funny

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Freddy, Feb 4, 2005.

  1. Freddy

    Freddy Sergeant

    It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
    complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

    Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
    Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the
    Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

    The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy
    and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
    turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
    dough on half-baked schemes.

    Despite being a little flaky at times he still, was a crusty old man and
    was considered a roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
    Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
    elderly dad, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
  2. scorcer

    scorcer ajMro keGe

    that was just PUNderfull! ;)
  3. LostGirls9

    LostGirls9 MajorGeek

    oh man. I didn't want to keep reading but I kept reading because even though it was painful, it was funny :p
  4. Freddy

    Freddy Sergeant

    Died at 71 and with a bun in the over. Good to know he could rise to occasion at that age.
  5. Solange

    Solange Sergeant Major

    Sweet! :)
  6. scorcer

    scorcer ajMro keGe

    Thay left out the part about his sagging buns :)

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