Freedom Bags?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by goldfish, Aug 22, 2005.

  1. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    http://www.freedom-bags.com/

    Probably an interesting link but I'd rather have a Lounge discussion about this.

    To me, this is the most ridiculous idea ever. I've been on the tube since the bombings (and shootings) and, despite what people might say, its pretty tense. Everyone is clutching onto their luggage and walking around very causiously. Even if people are late for a train, they won't run!

    Would these bags help? HAHA, don't make me laugh. Ok yes, it does say "I don't have a bomb", but it also says "Look at all the expensive things that I'm carrying". Very loudly. If these things take off I see pickpocketing going up x10. Its already bad enough without people advertising what they've got with them.

    I plan to do a short podcast about this and more :)
     
  2. pdcooper

    pdcooper Staff Sergeant

    What about freedom clothes? :D
     
  3. Just Playin

    Just Playin MajorGeek

    I thought it was some sort of anti-French thing, like freedom fries and freedom kissing. :p :D
     
  4. Just Playin

    Just Playin MajorGeek

    You must not live near ugly people.
     
  5. pdcooper

    pdcooper Staff Sergeant

    You could have freedom glasses; To block offensive freedom clothes. :confused:
     
  6. Sgt. Tibbs

    Sgt. Tibbs Ultra Geek

    There is a line of purses made of clear vinyl here in the US. I don't get it, either. These things must be for people who carry nothing worth anything, but I can't see where someone carrying...say, a laptop...would use it.
     
  7. MrPewty

    MrPewty MajorGeek

    They would actually be worse than useless. Look at the picture. He could easily have 5 pounds of plasic explosive hidden in there.

    If people want to feel secure, they should take a statistics course. It's the only way I get on an airplane... :)
     
  8. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    May have a clear outer, but who's going to know what you've hidden in your sneaker? for arguments sake ( shoe bomber anyone!! ), so a bomber buys one of these bags then knock's up a home made bomb then they are going to use a household or other common container, nice try but cannot see how it would help.
     
  9. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    I think it's an effort in capitalism with possibly good intentions at its base; though a moot point in my opinion.
     
  10. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    Oh boy.....who would want to display the fact they read The Sun anyway? :D

    Taking the point further...freedom cars and freedom houses next??? So what's so free about having to put your whole life on display?

    Just a thought.......

    [goes back off to play with kids in pool]
     
  11. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    Freedom thongs! :)
     
  12. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    ROFL HAHA

    That would be TMI in some cases ;)
     
  13. jarcher

    jarcher I can't handle a title

    kodo, that can be nasty ,very nasty. . .
    you city folk and your skinny women. . .


    how about reducing terror by not blown stuff up
    that would work. .really good
     
  14. BoredOutOfMyMind

    BoredOutOfMyMind Picabo, ICU


    I knew a lady who worked in a high end department store. I cannot remember if it was Macy's or Nortdstrom's. she liked the clear bag as there was never a question on when she placed it near her work area as opposed to in a locker where they had previous "mysterious disappearances." It also removed all fingers of accusation if something was missing since the cameras and security could open view what she carried.....
    :eek:
     
  15. mcadam

    mcadam Major Amnesia

    Goldie get 2 in case one gets stolen, in fact, wait a while and you'll get them buy one get one free :p
     
  16. Sgt. Tibbs

    Sgt. Tibbs Ultra Geek

    Which makes sense for that very limited application. However, the rest of the general public carries things in their purses they'd rather the world didn't see as they walk down the street. ;)

    If it were me in that situation, I'd leave my purse locked in the trunk of my car so there were no issues either way. :D
     
  17. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    If you were a theif, would you rather go into someones bag and hope to find something worth somthing, or look at someones bag and see a Compaq Prestadio 1200 Laptop ready for the taking. nb i have no idea if that model actually exists!

    In any case, you could easily hide a pretty devastating bomb in, say, a packet of biscuits.

    Nah, it's a completley stupid product, for all of the above reasons. If you think that thieves wouldn't take advantage of the selling point, and that it would stop terrorists from using them, then you are clearly very naive.
     
  18. liberalghost

    liberalghost Specialist

    I like and don't like that idea. There are some, including me:eek: , that should not wear "freedom clothes!" However, for those that should, hmmmmmmmmmmm.......:p

    By the way Goldie, where do you find these sites?:confused:
     
  19. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    Think i'd rather not know, that way I cannot be corrupted :D
     
  20. BoredOutOfMyMind

    BoredOutOfMyMind Picabo, ICU

    Americans gave up civil liberties in the name of "freedom." Items such as this say the Brits are next on the clampdown.

    :rolleyes:
     
  21. liberalghost

    liberalghost Specialist

  22. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    Why not just tie all your luggage on a long piece of string and drag them behind you. If it don't explode or otherwise go off, it aint a bomb. :rolleyes:

    Clingwrap clothing would work too. :eek: Paint faces half blue and sceram "Freedom!!!" That will show folks you're patriotic (and idiotic), and therefore can't be aterrorist.

    (...Yep, I'm joking!)
     
  23. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    An ex-bf of mine used to literally wrap himself head to toe in cling film before setting off on a long motorcycle ride on a very rainy English day. And before anyone asks, yes...he did leave a "window of opportunity" for those essential moments ;)
     
  24. liberalghost

    liberalghost Specialist

    YUK!
     
  25. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    Funny you should say that. A guy I knew used to wrap clingwrap around his abdomen and run along the beach and stuff when he wanted to get rid of his flabby stomach. Seems like the wrap acts as a mini-sauna. Welp, it seemed to work, anyway.
     
  26. liberalghost

    liberalghost Specialist

    You people are sick, twisted, and god knows what else!
     
  27. theefool

    theefool Geekified

    I was just thinking of Freedom Grab Bags, that way you know ahead of time what is in the bag, before you grab them.
     
  28. liberalghost

    liberalghost Specialist

    You are sick! But I like it!:p
     
  29. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    Thanks... best compliment I've had all day :)


    @phantom... hey B, you seem to have a bit of a clingfilm thing going on here... anything to tell? ;)

    hey BTW hows the foot/leg after the bottle in drive incident?
     
  30. liberalghost

    liberalghost Specialist

    Please don't ask! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
     
  31. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    hahahhaa ( not laughing as laughing but laughing because of coincidence ) you went over on a beer bottle like phantom did too?




    n.b.. way to many laughing used in this post... sorry.
     
  32. liberalghost

    liberalghost Specialist

    You are still twisted!:D
     
  33. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    Hehe...sorry to inform you, but your buddy didn't lose weight...just water temporarily ;)
     
  34. liberalghost

    liberalghost Specialist

    You people are twisted! Sick! Etc!

    But I love you!
     
  35. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    No, it's me, I'm nor that crazy! :p

    Yep I agree, he lost craploads of water and used to replace it when finished exercising, but over time, the fat got burnt off pretty quickly too. I thought he was a Loon too, but it did get results.
     
  36. liberalghost

    liberalghost Specialist

    I'm lost so I'm out!
     
  37. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Clingfilm stops chaffing too. Especially when its wet. Masking tape over the nipples helps too :p (apparently, I've never really had the occasion to find out :eek: )
     
  38. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    Nah! Just that thing Lev mentioned reminded me of the other foo' with the plastic wrap. All I know is that the weight fell off real quick. Probably a combination of factors, including exercise.

    I had the stitches removed from my foot yesterday (yipee!), and got rid of the crutches (double yipee!). Still pretty sore, though. I'm hobbling about with a big sponge bootie thingy on my right foot. I'm a little more mobile than the last two weeks, at least. (And the rednecks moved out - Ye-har! ;) )
     
  39. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    good stuff :)
     
  40. slider

    slider Major Wise-***

    I think it's an effort in capitalism with greed playing off fear at its base. And its just plain goofy.
     
  41. slider

    slider Major Wise-***

    Wal-Mart required their female employees to carry their stuff in clear purses back in the mid 90's - probably still do - to prevent shop lifting/employee theft. Really flattering to have to expose your tampons, etc. to public scrutiny :rolleyes:
     
  42. laurieB

    laurieB MajorGeek

    i have absolutely nothing to say on the subject, is that a first? i keep trying to think of something smart to say about see through hand bags and nothing springs to mind. im not at all sure that most people would want to see the contents of my purse though.
     
  43. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    Man....if I ever found myself in that wierd enforced situation I would fill my clear purse with all sorts of wierd crap just to do peoples heads in ;)
     
  44. Sgt. Tibbs

    Sgt. Tibbs Ultra Geek

    Oh yeah. I'd start carrying kitchen utensils, cat treats, random things I picked up off the ground... That would be FUN! Too bad I was overqualified to work there (I applied this summer, long story) or I'd have been able to play the "what's she carrying today" game! LOL

    Yet another reason to hate Wal-Mart. How incredibly insulting. What did they make the men do?
     
  45. laurieB

    laurieB MajorGeek


    good point
     
  46. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches


    Transparent pants? :( :eek:
     

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