Funny "Christmas Related Post Office Joke!

With Christmas coming up I though I'd post an hilarious old Post Office joke I saw online a few years ago...

There was this fellow who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to sort out and process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought, "Oh boy, better open this one and see what it's all about." So he opened it and read: "Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100.00 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope."

"Can you please help me?"

The postal worker was touched, and went around showing the letter to all the others. Each of them dug into his wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96.00, which they put into an envelope and sent over to her. The rest of the day, all the workers felt the warm glow of the kind thing they had done. Christmas came and went. A few days later another letter came from the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read, "Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift."

"By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those thieving bastards at the Post Office." (lol)

Good Luck! -- COMP​

 

LoL!..That'd be about right!..LOL

 

Nice one, COMPUABLE.
Santa letter from the current crop. :-D

Cheers..

 

Hi sikvik,

That's funny and clever of that kid who wrote that too.. I saw it too a few days ago and got quite the chuckle. I tried to enter the http:// into the browser but I couldn't read the crayon writing. lol

Good Luck! -- COMP