gift giving question

hey guys it is that time of year again and have you ever had a real hard time getting a gift for someone. This year i have got to find a gift for someone I REALLY DON"T LIKE. so i'm looking for ideas on what i should get this vile person. I don't want to be too obvious like getting them coal or something.

I've been looking around the internet and i found some ideas but they have problems with them. one idea was the WOW! thats what i call music cd collection, but this nasty person like those albums.

SO my question is "What do you get for someone you hate?!"

 

A coffee mug! Or just a gift certificate to something.

 

http://www.azcardinals.com/tickets/

 

Fruitcake.

The gift nobody wants, but everyone gives.

 

Well, in my book the fine people that manage to tick all of the above boxes would get treated to the answer of this riddle.

@ Adrynalyne
LOL at fruitcake, my Grandma never fails to give me fruitcake at christmas!

 

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

 

Does this person know that you don't like him!!??

I kind of like the idea of the DVD fireplace!!

Roger

 

White roses or carnations in an oriental vase.

 

Get something that's nice, within the specified price range (if there is one), that's convenient to pick up. Life's too short to be focusing on who or what you hate. And if you get something pointedly crappy, those that don't hate him will think you're crappy. Get past it and enjoy Christmas anyway.

 

Seems your not alone
Googled, Gifts for People you dont like = 4,320,000 Links
Wow!

Here's one has some suggestions:
http://www.irrmag.com/content/view/90/36/





DVD fireplace, I like it "LOL"

Fruitcake's, they make great Door stops, especially if it's gift from last yr.

My Grandma sent me fruitcake last yr, the dog wouldnt eat it, funny thing my dog will eat Anything! He even lies around all day licking his butt, but not one lick for the old fruitcake.

 

If it's for a guy, get him a gift certificate to Victorias secret! heh heh heh

 

Does he\she have a cat or love cats?

If so.............................here you go:

http://[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8126/catcarrier8qp.jpg[/URL][/IMG]

 

Some hysterical replies...oh...they are always so much fun!

As this is such a dilemma for you I assume it's more of an obligation...either work related or one of those situations where if you don't get a 'decent' gift you'll have a family member or friend ticked off at you. In such situations I find it best to just get a decent card and put a gift card for some place like Target in it..hand it off with a smile and a Merry Christmas and you haven't caused any hard feelings.

Personally, I prefer to receive gift cards, especially from people that don't know me real well...then I can pick out the perfect gift for me.

 

How cruel is that?...it's cut with a left hand thread. Cat's are a right hand thread.

 

You could always send them a tub of that stale popcorn that gets passed around during the Xmas season I rate that just below fruitcake

 

And you know this because.......?

 

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

 

Golden. Simply golden.

pwn@ge