Give me your pick up Line

OR better yet
Funny hilarious stupid or it will get you slapped lines

Here is a few

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Huh?
Guy: When you fell from heaven?


Guy: You father is a thief..
Girl: Eh, Why?
Guy: Cus he took all the stars an put them into your eyes..


Guy. Can I take your picture?
Gal. Why?
Guy. So I can show Santa Claus EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.



Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.


My Favorite
"Girl, you must be a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together."

 

LOL. I've got nothing useful to contribute, but I'm taking notes.

 

You know, the one that has absolutely never failed for me is "So are you taking me home, or am I taking you home?"

Or, the other alternative... "You wanna ****?"

 

Endi, here's someone you can practice all your lines on:

http://www.askthetechgirl.com/

<--- Endi's favorite smileys

 

Maybe you should ask us gals what pick up lines work.

 

I was hoping that Endi was just kidding


But if not:

When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.

A whole list for you Endi.

 

Nice shoes...wanna.. @!*$ ?

 

You sure you don't have a little clone in you?

--Want to?



Bonus points if you name the movie.

That quote is not word for word, but close

 

LOL you all are good keep them coming

here are some more before going to the slavery shop. OH I mean workD:

Guy:Is your daddy a terrorist?
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cuz ur da bomb!


Can I be your math tutor for the night?
We can add a bed.... Subtract your clothes.... Divide your legs.... And multiply


Hahaha..
Although I have no clue Adryn where your movie quote comes from
You remember from also another Movie

Quote:
*Looking at the tag at her clothing behind her neck*

Guy: As I thought - Made in Heaven..

Everybody is welcome to participate

Heck no, You never know when a person might have to search this thread for pointers

I said lines that will get you slapped Kodo SGT Tibss not killed

Hey thats not bad. I wish I knew c++

 

I was sitting next to my best friend at a bar when he said that line to chic(k) sitting next to him.. I turned around for a second to see where my date was and I turned back around and they were gone. So it works.. , so there..lol

 

One of these days. I might take your word for it and try it

I just don't have the guts yet


or


Have you seen your friend since this happened. Maybe she was A hitwoman and well the story is just a little different

 

These aren't all favorites, some are groaners...

"Can I get some fries with that shake?"

"I want to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!"

Odd, there are a lot of food metaphors...


"Nice jeans, they would look great on my floor."

Some of my boyfriend's lines are a bit too graphic to display here...

The clone line is from an Austin Powers movie isn't it?

 

Is your Daddy a theif?
No Why?
Cos i saw him pushing over a 7/11 last night..

Not a romantic one, but might break the ice..

Or your nose..

 

My two were not a joke. I've used them both before, and they've worked like a charm.

 

This one would work on me.

Gather the MG gals and get them to vote on them. I am sure they will give you a good idea on what would work.

 

Last I Heard he was still in the Navy.. what he had with that chic(k) was a one nighter..

 

i ahve to admit, the santa claus one might work on me....lol

at least i wouldnt feel the impulse to slap the guy....lol

 

I agree with debbie and SMT, that line is kind of cute!

Have to admit if I overheard this one, it would definately get a grin....
Quote:
*Looking at the tag at her clothing behind her neck*

Guy: As I thought - Made in Heaven.....

as for the rest, they'd either have me LMAO or walking away!

@SMT-us girls don't really need to use pick up lines.....!!!!!

 

Guy: "Do you know the difference between sex and ice-creame?"
Girl: No
Guy: Wanna go for some ice-creame?

 

Okay, tried to edit 2x now...pc freezing

SMT, I misread the line you put as "maybe you should ask us girsl what pick up lines we'd use"
Apologies

 

The words come as is

 

LMAO......very good

 

Brilliance!

 

my favourite:- can i buy you a drink!
elsewhere (apart from the pub i mean) :- you have the nicest smile.

 

Hey Laurie.. can I buy you a drink?

A BIG drink

 

rolflmao.
to explain, buying a drink for someone at least gives you the opertunity to strike up a conversation.

 

let me explain..
A drink that size reduces the boring conversation and moves the engagement along a bit faster..

 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!

 

Pick up lines are so dorky. If a guy ever tried to use one on me i'd probably laugh in his face.
Guys think they're so sly at times.

 

have some
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fun
for once.. life is too short to be so bitter..

 

HA!
lmao
@laurieB ...let me explain.....lmao
oh, never mind, I'll just get into trouble (yeah, I know, it's the point of the big drink..
)
Kodo, that was too funny

 

That wasn't very nice. ^___^

 

that one worked for you did it? HA ha ha.....................................no.

 

don't make me put you in the tickle chair..

 

"Brace yourself Margaret".. was the sex

 

Oh..... well, that's a whole diffferent ballgame
(pun intended)

 

Hmmm, is that a DiMarzio or a Fishman?

 

"Hey Sweet Baby, would you like to watch me try to recompile the kernel?"

"No?"

"Well, then I guess coffee is out of the question!"

 

LOL what? I don't get it...


It was funny anyway though....


Even though I have no idea whats going on....


hmmm...

 

lmaoooooooooooooooooo http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v286/debbiedoo/lol.gif

 

Pickup lines? Phttttt,,, they all have to buy a raffle ticket,, just like the rest.

 

LMAO ....you wish
I would have thought you'd be saying "step right up - everyone's a winner" lol

 

LOL. now that I can use

How about these


Can I be your math tutor for the night? We can add a bed.... Subtract your clothes.... Divide your legs.... And multiply


Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.

Your last name must be gillette...cause your the best a man can get

Is your dad a baker? you got a nice set of buns.

I know you want me..... Want to know how I know? your a woman

Can I buy you a drink or you just want the cash?

and If all else fails

Walk up to the person and say
You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. But I still take you


Hey at least its honest


True story

I was in a club called the Thunderbird in Jacksonville North Carolina when suddenly I felt the need to dance OK OK I was buzzed
so I got up and asked this lady the following

Excuse me maam Would you like to dance?
She said. With this up and down I know I am to good for you look (you know the one) Not with you.....
I got so upset because all my friends heard it and of course started laughing.
my reply
HUH?? No maam I dont think you heard me right....I said you look freaking fat in those pants


so there.

 

Hello! *warm smile*

 

Duhhh....My name is Bubba....Wanna see my new pickup truck?


....It's a red one tooo! (whist scratching groin)!



(Works for me! )

 

endi - *slapping sounds*

muskybob - that gets you ((hugs))

 

My favorite was Joe Bob's line from the movie "North Dallas Forty"

He picked her up and said "I like your leg's. They got your feet on one end and p*##^ at the other. And I'm gonna #@!~ you."

Nick Nolte came to her rescue though.

 

"Can I make you breakfast?"

 

Lady,, you are really beautiful, and I would love to talk to you,, but first I have to call Billy G. back, (Gates). I refuse to sell him my company.

Can you wait a moment ?

 

We should put all this stuff together, make a movie out of & call it True Lies 2.