Gluing Stars on Your Face

Does anyone know how to glue stuff on your face? Should I use rubber cement or wood glue?
abri

 

'Tis called spirit gum.

Unless you don't want to deal with the hassle (it's really kind of a PITA to use), then go with a double-sided tape (brand name most used is Top-Stik).

 

Cheers mate then we can call Abri "Twinkle Face" right

 

haha ... just wait, you're gonna see twinkle face on the T.V. lolol

 

That means your going to either give us a link or post Pics abri

 

Pics it'll be ... (the pressure's on)

 

Question - why?

 

my guess is world cup action?

 

Why's the pressure on? It's all BCGray's fault!
Why the glue-on stars? For one of the world cup games and maybe you'll see me on the t.v. (1 mm by 1 mm on a 36 sq meter screen) lol
abri

 

Yea Yea abri blame it on the "OLD GNOME" guy, but if we get photo's then I will gladly take the credit. Heh man have a great time at the game.

 

okay, preview ... practice run, because I think the color's gonna run when it gets steamy
<grins>

oh dear, my file size exceeds the limit for this type of file??? <scratches head> I mean, I don't even have good quality jpg's ... so there you have it, if you want my pic, someone will have to increase the file size I'm allowed to upload. sorry
me abri

 

actually, you'll have decrease the file size by resizing the image (make it smaller).

 

yes, and do I get to take it back out once I've posted it?

 

huh?

if you want to keep the original file size, just resize the image, then rename it something like imagenamesmall.jpg or whatever.

 

< pic removed per request from Abri >

Twinkle Face

 

okay, now I have my picture in here, how do I get it back out?

 

we get to keep seeing it for all time....you get three or four min. to edit......wobbles.......nice stars

 

oh dear... I can't believe Mr. Wobbles! ... now you have seen it, BCGray, how can I get it back out??? ohhhh, the thought of being trapped forever in Major Geek's website is ... oh my ... I don't even want to think about it ... this is all BCGray's fault ... mutter mutter mumble ... (looks hopefully for the de-insert image icon) ...
abri

 

Snicker, snicker as he rubs his villians handbar moustache, "Now I have you in my power dear, we have been looking for a likely victim for years, but couldn't find anybody wacky enough to actually wear the stars. This whole web sights main purpose was to beguile some fair maiden into our domain of Geekdom. Now get yourself to the kitchen wench and make our dinners" he growled.


Will the "EVIL" BCGray strike again stay tuned to this Geek channel for the latest news.

 

will pinto beans do, m'lord? <runs off farting> ...

 

LATEST NEWS FLASH FROM MG……………………..



This reporter has just received this egregious news flash, apparently the star bespangled kitchen wench abri, has been befouling the clean air of Geek County with noxious fumes coming from her nether regions. Many of the residents of Geek County have been found lying incapacitated on the ground moaning, twas originally thought to be a simple case of overindulgence of the local Ale. But recent reports from the Geek Medical Examiner have clearly shown that this is a horrible case of noxious intestinal gases. National Geek Guard leader BCGray has called out the troops with a “Shoot to Kill” order for the felonious abri, she was last seen cackling “That will get you my sweeties for stealing my image” as she headed to the Soccer Pitch.

BREAKING NEWS WHEN AVAILABLE HERE ON MG……………………

 

<adds ham to the beans> hahahaha
oh ... pitch ... well hey! this is soccer!
<jumps in the car and makes a mad dash for the pitch on the other side of germany .... > be back in a few days abri <s>

 

Unfortunately, unless you changed your post within three minutes of posting, you will remain trapped in the infinite corridors of cyber-space.

Nice pic., I hope those stars don't leave any star-shaped scars, LoL!

P.S.:- Farting will not assist you in this matter, but may keep folks far enough away so that they will not notice, or care, or both.

Mwhahahaha!!....

 

Yeah right! Like if my face were offensive, the administrator would have trouble removing it! ... it's a plot!
The stars held up -- no scars -- but it didn't help the American team. It was fun though.
abri

 

LoL! Well, that's how it goes!

Even my ugly mugshot is floating around the forums in a few places. And some of the have been Photo-chopped into some very odd pics. Don't even go there!, LoL!

Yeah, U.S.A. didn't do any good, but Australia won 3-1 against the Japs. Even that one goal was a bit of a dodgy Umpire decision. All 3 Australian goals in the last 6 mins., too. What a cliff-hanger!

 

WANTED ALIVE (Or something like that)
BE CAREFUL THIS FELON IS KNOWN TO BE ARMED WITH NOXIOUS GASES


She goes under the alias’s of
Twinkle Face / Fart Machine / Kitchen Wench /Abri

Has been known to feed starving Geeks noxious beans, and sometimes Ham, last seen farting and scurrying around a Soccer Pitch in Germany placing hex’s on the American Soccer Team. She can be identified by a Cheshire cat grin, but don’t let that fool you, her cackle is worse than her bite.

Please approach with caution her beguiling grin and wit has disarmed many a strong Lad. She is to be arrested and returned to her native U.S.A., to read bedtime stories to George Bush.

See above photo

 

sugar water works, and it washes off...

 

what happens when you sweat?
<imagines sweet tears rolling down cheeks>
abri

 

Thats what I would call the sweet sweat of success..........Aaawh sorry abri where are my manners sweet prespiration of success after all LADIES never sweat (though some are sweet). Gotta get off of this thread, as the PUN Monster gets me here every time.

 

Actually, I heard it from a Real lady, that women don't perspire, they glow.
hehe
abri
(off to watch Italy/USA ... oh dear! but with stars!)