Google adsense reads my mind again

Not to be misconstrued as a complaint,just made me laugh so thought I'd share.

Imagine the dinner time discussion? ' being a liberal atheist':-D

On a related note how many different types of dating sites are out there now? One is always being advertised over here called uniform dating,just people who wear uniforms to work or people who like people in uniforms.:confused

Is it creepy and weird that people want to find a partner based solely on whether they wear a uniform to work or not or am I just out of touch?

 

Nah its a regular dating website,they advertise it all the time over here during the day. I can understand in a way how it could be hard to hold a relationship together with the strange hours but I don't see how how having two people with whacky hours would help matters but its the people who go on there to look for a partner who just like people in uniform,they even advertise that too.

http://www.uniformdating.com/

Furry dating I just had to Google it but I remember seeing it before:-D

Found this

http://quotations.hubpages.com/hub/Weird-Dating-Sites

Convict dating:-D That video is obviously fake.

EDIT I need to start up my own dating website for people like me who like Heinz chilli ketchup,I'm sure fondness of slightly sweet and spicy condiment could form the back bone of a long lasting relationship:-D

 

He knows because he's a Premium Member :-D

Ok so insults aside, I must be missing something, I see a pic of a dating site offering Muslim Women contact.
Where is this uniform talk coming from?

Although to answer your question about would someone want it or make a difference, well yes, many people are really into that kind of thing.
Come on dude, you gotta admit there's just something about nurses that do odd things to men :-D

Sad thing is they are always scary nurses until you have to get embarrassingly naked, then all of a sudden your nurse is no longer Roseanne Barr, she's been replaced with Jennifer Aniston lol

It would seem I drifted off topic there for some reason :-o

 

You sure you got that the right way around, Ned?

 

What Ned wants:

http://www.calibancomputer.com/images/SexyNurse01.jpg

What Ned gets:

http://www.calibancomputer.com/images/NurseRatched01.jpg

roflmao

 

I get the ones for christianmingle.com everywhere.
It's like what why???
Never been there or any other dating site.

 

Probably a geo-loction thing, Spock - you must be closer to Heaven

 

That must mean they are stalking us! :O :-D


Yea, I see plenty of these stupid dating site commercials and they make me wanna gag. I'm sure it works for some people but the whole idea just creeps me out.

 

Exactly! Well at least someone understands what I'm talking about :-D

 

They probably have a special section for people who wear safety gear to work,paranoid types and I don't think anyone looks good in safety gear anymore the village people saw to that.:-D

Have I hit a nerve Ned? Just roll with it :-D Nah I think Nurses are hot,I think most women would agree that doctors are hot but if I went on a website that hooked men who think nurses are hot up with nurses what nurse would want a man like that unless they're seriously desperate and vise versa.

I understand dating based on religious beliefs also as I would imagine its pretty tough to be on the same page if your beliefs mean a lot to you.

 

Hey!! Who changed the original "Ned wants" pic, by Caliban!! :boxing:crybaby:boxing
:-D

 

I feel left out. I don't get adds for dating. Maybe nobody wants me. :-D:-D

 

Oh, crap - here come the pics of Sarah Palin wearing a machine gun...

:drool

 

Back to Rikky's 'liberal atheist' theme: What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an agnostic and an insomniac?

...

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog...

...

roflmao

...

But seriously: I keep getting these ads for something called 'AdultFriendFinder' - for the life of me, I cannot figure out why...:confused

 

Ask, and it is yours.

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/n/L/2/palin-gun.jpg

:-D:-D

 

Could not locate remote server. :cry

 

Here ya go:

http://www.calibancomputer.com/images/PalinGun01.jpg

Oops - wrong one. HERE ya go:

http://www.calibancomputer.com/images/PalinGun02.jpg

:-D

 

It bothers me that ma'am is spelled wrong. :-D

You know, I can't take a fake post seriously if it's grammatically incorrect.. lol

 

That ain't the only disturbing thing about that photo...

 

You've all Palinated my dating thread:cry

 

...Or the other place, maybe. .roflmao

 

Don't blame me - blame Fred! :-D

Wait a minute: did you just use the words "Palinated" and "integrity" in the same post?!?

 

Well, believe it or not, I WAS a Nurse at one stage in my life, (Psychiatric, which would explain a lot!:-D). ~ So be very afraid!!!....:eekroflmao

 

Kudos to you, Phantom - our youngest son is working on his psychiatry board certification. What a tough profession!

 

I'm not falling into your trap :-D

haha, I can't but help to notice grammatical errors. I am often called grammar nazi LOL

Watch out, Ned!! :-D:-D

 

PM me:drool Or Nedlamar...

 

Well, at least I still had the keys to get out of the joint at the end of the shift.:-D
About the only naked bodies I saw were the kind that you DON'T want to know about - geriatrics or people that have just :crap'ed themselves. (Brrrr!!!...):yum :kissmy

 

I dunno Fred I think I'd check her ID before I booked a table,make sure it had a genuine 'adult' hologram:-D

I think Palin looks pretty good,always has.

 

Am pretty sure the one I posted is the cover of a book. So pretty sure she is 18. Just trying to unpalin your thread, with a gun twist.