Have a little fun with the cashier...

Some people just seem to have the wrong job. At my local grocery store, one of the casheires does not like me for some reason. Every time I get in her line, she uses her anti-counterfit money detecting pen on my cash. Sure, the others usually use it if I use a $100 bill, but they are cool about it. This one checks the five dollar bills, and looks at me like I am guilty while she does it.

Now I have never had a bill turn up bad at any store, and I know they are required to check them, but she just has an unusual attitude. Maybe her application to the Secret Service was denied, who knows.

So, I got one of those pens. You can get them at the local office supply store. So today, I got in her line. And she gave me a mean look and used her pen on my money, it was ok, and when she gave me my change, I laid it on the counter, looked at her, and whipped out my pen! Checked each bill, then put my change in my wallet, told her 'everything looks ok', and to 'have a nice day.'

The folks in line behind me found it amusing, but she did not. Oh well, the look on her face was worth it.

Have a good day! I did.

E

 

Good one... See how she likes some of her own medicine.

 

I posted a reply, maybe forgot to click post! confused

Anyway said," thats so funny, love it"

we had someone check a 5 the other day. Wondered what kind of fool would make $5 (lots of them) rolleyes

 

You're my kind of guy Fred_G . Now all you have to do is start checking if the quarters bend in your teeth .

 

I love it!! Great payback.

 

Glad you enjoyed my little joke. I have a very strange sense of humor, but this one was tastefull!

I can't wait until I get a new job, I will have to do this when I cash my first check...

E

 

your sense of humor is not strange it's great it must be wonderful to live in your world where you can derive pleasure from situations that would drive others completely nuts:dood

 

Excellent I will have to remember to buy a Counterfeit pen to carry around with me!!

It is how that person perceives you and your appearance that makes them insecure or jealous towards you. This is their way of trying to ascertain their authority over you. Things like not offering a bag for your shopping, short changing you etc are other 'tools' of the trade.

Just SMILE at them and always give good eye contact as this will unsettle them and want you out of the store as soon as possible.
Be everything they are not!!

Keep us posted on your visits though - they are Classic LOL