Help! AI project just write smthing :)

Hello Im new here I thought I could get some answers in here ^^

Ok Im trying to make a program that enables my computer to speak and be more human and for that I need lots and lots of things for him to say and work with, I heard the term is called AI or artificial intelligence

anyway I was hoping you could post some things you think your computer would say if it could speak ^^ pretty simple :b

here are sm examples:
"Are you serious? A floppy disk?"
"Would you be careful! Don’t step over my wires!"
"I love you <3"

tku all fr the help ^^

 

AI would imply that your computer would be able to learn and think on it's own, just as you or I do. If you have the knowledge to create a functioning AI, you far exceed the abilities of anyone on this board to help you.

 

You are talking about something like this? Cleverbot It is very 'human like' as it learns from everyone who chats with it. It knows all the major memes and can even insult you at appropriate times. Click the links at the bottom "Icogno", "Existor" and "Jabberwacky" for more of the same.

 

"Greetings fellow spambots"
"Please cancel my account"
"I'm really a human, do not ban my IP address"
"Tell your owner that your AI needs a lot more work"

 

"Feed me, Seymour"

 

"You've Got Mail"

 

I know I'm a computer engineer

 

"Limited or no connectivity, please scrape squelch off of antenna."