help

reasons why my comp wont turn on...
its a via l7vmm
amd athlon xp 2000+
smart technologies ram pc2100
help plz

 

Is it plugged in? I think we need a little bit more info.

 

You trusted grandma to pay the electricity bill,on the way to pay she met some old friends from out of town they filled thier hip flasks with southern comfort and headed off to the bingo hall,the cash for the bill burning a hole through her handbag aunt may was running hot sweating 27 for a full house,the next number was called 19 "Bingo house screamed Grandma" Aunt may was reeling she dived over the table for grandma but in the process her artificial hip locked "clunk" Grandma stole the opportunity for a counter attack trusting her new titanium hip with ceramic bearings would hold,she lunged for the attack but was held back by a waiter,she hadnt reset her denturefix before the escapade ,her teeth flew through the air and landed straight in aunt mays bloody mary,"rat whrot you get,old skrool" gummed grandma,they all laught it off left the bingo hall with the winnings split five ways,grandma remembered she hadnt payed the bill,just as the counter was closing she slipped it under the window

So we know its getting electricity,as pyrate said we need more info,what happens when you press the power switch nothing at all,when did the computer stop working?

 

Well in your town there is a little known faction of the as yet unknown Dutch hip hop gang, futch clogz. They are a strange mix of tu-pac and bill gates, this gang rolls up in their E-86 powered Escalade. With the onboard nav system powered by Amd and based on lynix they hack into your "secure" network, then locate the components in your home with IP triangulation. This leads them to find your system. Then then Joey Shultz a master locksmith by trade pops the lock on your front door, and the gang makes their way to your box. Then they proceed to gut your system out, removing the mobo, and all the drives. There is a big market for hot electronics, they then build a new case around your old components and sell the system as new. If they stole your computer it would be too easy to recognize it on the open market. By now your trusty system is looking up porn in Brazil where paco your systems new owner pleasures himself. The empty case sitting in your room, now has drive faces that look like yours but the system is hollow.

I'm sorry to tell you all this, but it happened to me, and I thought you should know.

Yeah a little more information could help, do any lights come on, are there any beeps, does it make any sound, is the switch on the power supply on ?