holiday

I am going to take a chance and say Happy Thanksgiving to all wheather you celebrat or not . It is the thought of Happiness that I am extending to you.
In the meantime enjoy a little fun.

A US Congressman was seated next to a
little girl on the airplane when the Congressman turned to her and said, 'Let's
talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger.'* The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about the banking crisis?' and
he smiles. OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting and timely topic. But
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that
is?'

The Congressman, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the
little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss banking when you
don't know :crap?

 

Hahahahahahaha good one.:-D