How a nice hotel drives it's guests nuts!!

Just got back from a short work related trip. Stayed in a nice hotel. Clean room, sheets changed every day, etc. Then I used the bathroom. Major Problem! Myself and probably 90% of the world is right handed. This place had the toilet paper holder mounted on the left side! Have you ever tried to clean yourself with your left hand (if you're right handed, of course)?
That was the most frustrating hotel stay ever. Even the lobby rest rooms were that way. When I told the Manager he said he hadn't really noticed.
Lol!

 

Why couldn't you just tear off the toilet paper with your left hand and then transfer it to your right hand to use it? I assume you didn't leave it attached to the holder.

 

Heh!,heh! you read my mind, Laura. I mean, grabbing the 'fodder' with your right hand isn't really a big ask, but I hate people who don't even know how to install a roll. I mean, Geez! - is it really that hard to figure out that I don't want ladies long fingernail scratches, (or any other nasty marks!:eek) on my wall plaster!:mad ~ I am so Paranoid about keeping my Loo spotless, LoL!LOL

 

Good quality moss, with stray twigs removed of course, is much better - and fully ambidextrous.

 

No wonder your crapper is always gittin; blocked up, Rastus! :crap....rolleyes

All that digested cake must end up somewhere, I guess.roflmao

 

:-D:-D

YES!... unless you have toddlers or kittens, then it temporarily goes on "backwards".

You can also liberate your underwear.

 

Since this is getting interesting, while on the toilet paper subject let me tell you how I scared an entire Boy Scout troop out of the woods. It was summer and we were on an Eagle Scout Campout. In the middle of the night I had to go. There are no lights in the woods and the loo was about a mile away. So, I made my way about five hundred feet from the tents and did my thing on the ground. Then I remembered - no toilet paper. Well, Boy Scouts and their leaders are trained to be resourceful so I grabbed a big Pine Cone and put it to use. The sensation was unimaginable and I let out a scream and kept screaming until the pain subsided. I finally cleaned everything up and returned to find the camp completely deserted.
Next morning I found all the scouts back at the Ranger's camp. Seems they heard a horrible monster in the woods and got out of there. I never said another word about but I know they knew.

 

I'm left handed so it works for me :-D
It's all the other hotels that drive me nuts. http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww244/Samantha_Sky/Crazy.gif