How about some error messages even the PC illiterate can understand!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by rogvalcox, Aug 26, 2006.

  1. rogvalcox

    rogvalcox MajorGeek

    I'm bored so I thought I would share these with you all just for a saturday chuckle!! I personally love the one about the Internal Stack!!!!

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    rogvalcox, Aug 26, 2006
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  2. Cochese

    Cochese Specialist

    lol..

    I like the employment/enjoyment one..
     
    Cochese, Aug 26, 2006
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  3. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    LOL. Great stuff. I like this one too. :)
     

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  4. bigbazza

    bigbazza R.I.P. 14/12/2011 - Good Onya Geek

    How about this haiku piece.

    Everything is gone;
    Your life's work has been destroyed.
    Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
    -- David Carlson

    Bazza
     
    bigbazza, Aug 26, 2006
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  5. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    * BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
    * Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
    * Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
    * COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
    * Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
    * Error reading FAT record. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N)
    * File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
    * Invalid mouse movement.
    * Press any key except... No, No, No, NOT THAT ONE!
    * Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
    * Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
    * This is a message from God Gates: "Reboot the world. Please log off."
    * This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
    * To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
    * User Error: Replace User.
    * WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL&PAPER.SYS)
    * Windows Message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
    * Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
    * Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on their way.
     

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  6. Solange

    Solange Sergeant Major

    Solange, Aug 26, 2006
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  7. Toni_1947

    Toni_1947 Command Sergeant Major

    This is how I feel sometimes when I can't figure a problem out! :eek:
     

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  8. Bladesofhalo

    Bladesofhalo MajorGeek

    Lol I like that one :D
     
    Bladesofhalo, Aug 26, 2006
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  9. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

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  10. Bladesofhalo

    Bladesofhalo MajorGeek

    Heres this one
     

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    Bladesofhalo, Aug 26, 2006
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  11. Bladesofhalo

    Bladesofhalo MajorGeek

    And another
     

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  12. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Thank you Mr. Gates
     

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    TimW, Aug 26, 2006
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  13. Bladesofhalo

    Bladesofhalo MajorGeek

    Another :D
     

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    Bladesofhalo, Aug 26, 2006
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  14. Toni_1947

    Toni_1947 Command Sergeant Major

    This thread is FUN!!!!!
    Here's one:
     

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  15. Matacumbie

    Matacumbie Rocky Top

    These are good. :D

    Steve
     
    Matacumbie, Aug 27, 2006
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  16. slider

    slider Major Wise-***

    I kinda like this one:)
     

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    slider, Aug 27, 2006
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  17. Skade06

    Skade06 Private E-2

    Skade06, Aug 27, 2006
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  18. bigbazza

    bigbazza R.I.P. 14/12/2011 - Good Onya Geek

    Reminds me of the very olde days of DOS when you could edit the error messages in command.com. :D Bazza

    ===

     
    bigbazza, Aug 27, 2006
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  19. Bladesofhalo

    Bladesofhalo MajorGeek

    And another..
     

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    Bladesofhalo, Aug 28, 2006
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  20. Burning_Monkey

    Burning_Monkey MajorGeek

    I actually saw an error from windows once that was "This is a lame error. We have no idea how to reproduce this error. If you can reliably reproduce this error please call xxx-xxx-xxxx."

    And it really did list a number. I called it and got some guy. Funny as all hell actually.
     
    Burning_Monkey, Aug 28, 2006
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