I came up with a good idea... (at least I think it is)

Ok... i'm sure a lot of people in the world don't floss....

Maybe if the dental floss was flavored in something that would taste good people would floss more for example: pizza flavor, cake flavor, buffalo wing flavor (yum )

Sounds like a good idea to me. I'm sure people would floss more. lololol

 

see, I like mint. now if they made butt floss in mint, maybe less people would stink.

 

Of course, you could always poor the buffalo wing suace on the floss lol.

 

Good idea!

 

That would be fat asses way out of it.

 

I'd rather just go out for Buffalo Wings instead of flossing!!

 

I love the buffalo wings at Applebees.

They're the best.


*drool*

 

But if you floss, you get the best of both worlds, the flossing and the buffalo wings stuck between your teeth!

 

THAT'S IT! I'll just floss WITH the Buffalo Wings! Heaven on earth, at last!!

We have a place called Gulliver's here in Chicago that makes the best wings I've ever had. If you're ever in Chi town, go to Gullivers on Howard street. It also houses the biggest private antique collection in the Western Hemisphere, or something big like that! It's awesome!







this advertisement was paid for by Gullivers, but heck if Eric saw any of the money.





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But then it would take a Hazmat crew to clean up the floss.

 

its the hassle, not the taste. now, if you could make a floss that gave you an immediat reward, like, when you flossed, you could get points to buy stuff. that would be an idea. but not a resonable one.

 

Someone already thought of that. There is mint flavored dental floss. Not quite as tasty as buffalo wings, but refreshing all the same.

 

lol. I know about the mint flavor, thats the kind I normally use when I floss. But it'd be cool if dental floss actually tasted like real food.

 

ROFL!!!

 

Mmm... mint flavoured underwear..

*shuts up very quickly*

 

I was asked if I wanted edibles. *shudder* No thanks, theres just something about an ass tainted fruit roll-up that takes all the magic out of it for me....

 

Dammit... I just spewed coffee all over my monitor. I saw this thread before you commented and figured you were gonna mention something about Fruity Ass Rollups soooner or later

 

egads, I'm getting predictable. Time to break out the tequila and see where life takes us...